Mastercard wedding

You got to love this guy... well, maybe. ?This is a true story about a
recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. ?It was in the local
newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. ?It was a huge wedding with about
300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. ?He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. ?He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new
father-in-law for providing such a lavis h reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. ?So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope. ?Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
having sex with the best man. ?The groom had gotten suspicious of them
weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple
of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned
to his bride and said, "F--- you!" ?Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd
and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. ?While most people
would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge -- making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. ?This guy has balls
the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion: $3,000. ?Deluxe two week
honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500. ?The look on everyone's face when
they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: "Priceless."
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!

JFDL...I have heard this one before but DAYUM...you can't do much better than that!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*OMFG* *ROFLMAO* Now that takes some big damn
balls! *L*

that would be me...i'd be pissed off enough to do it...but i'm married so well it ain't happenin cuz i'm NOT gettin married again

LOL....I'd be brave enough to do it too...LOL. But this better be my last marriage...LOL.

*L* exactly

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