Italian Honeymoon

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Cleveland to say hello to his friends.

Goivanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treepa?"

Luigi said, "Everythinga wasa perfecto except for da traina ride down."

"What do you mean Luigi?" asked Giovanni.

"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she packs a biga basket a food. She broughta vino, some nice cigara for me, and we were looking forward to da treepa. Everytinga wasa Okey Dokey until we gotta hungary and opn upa da luncha basket. The conductore comea by, waga hisa finger at us anda say, "No eat in disa car. Musta use a dining car."
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to dining car. eat a biga luncha and start to open a bottle of nice a vino! Conductore walka by again, waga hisa finger say, "No drinka in disa car. Musta use a cluba car ! "So, we go to club car. While drinkina vino, I start to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say " No smokina disa car. Musta go to smokina car. " We go to smokina car and I smoke a my big cigar. Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boomada bommada and the conductore, he walka through da hall shouting at da top of hisa voice, "Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka Virginia! "

Next time, ma gonna take a da bus !!!