Sure... There's a lot of stupid people in the world... but...

Can Spam possibly be working at all? It's cheap advertising, yeah, but who can tell what the fuck they're advertising?

I mean, how stupid, exactly, would a person have to be to act on email like this


From: "Carey Poole" <[email protected]>
Subject: lam

Dickey,:

75%off for all New Softwares.
WindowXP,Photoshop,Window2003...etcMore

http://www.oppplo.info/OE017/?affili...ampaign_id=601

mournful,military chlamys climbing.


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Oh, good, It's Carey! I haven't heard from Carey in years... Wonder how that "lam" thing is going? Hmmm, good ole Carey, still calling me Dickey! Hehehe... Now, i shall click on the link to see the wonders of things that are too good to be true, yet mournful and chlamys... Yes! CLICK I SHALL!!!!

I just find it hard to believe that someone, somehow is making money... Perhaps the stupid people are the ones who believe that Spam will make them rich...

Oh, wait, just got an email from Fred Rjala... he's got some more hot stock tips for me! Sandy, get my broker on the line!

LOL!
I think i got that first one also, damn spam blocker don't work for shit.

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ May 18, 2004 11:06 AM: Message edited by: Guitardeth. ]</font>

I get that first one about 3 times a day on various e-mail accounts I have.

Comcast did upgrade their e-mail system and the amount of spawn that I get on my main accounts has dropped from 20-30 a day to 2-3

Granted, I wonder who does follow those through and purchase something.

I thought i was bitter, but i guess i'm just chlamys...

I hear ya!!!.... My spam blocker is working FULL TILT and I still have 12-15 junk messages in my inbox each morning.

Glancing over at the Junk-e-Mail folder, I see that it's quarantined 121 messages.... SINCE MONDAY!!!!!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[img]mad.gif[/img] I think we should find some of these spammers and string them upside down by their testacles in Times Square. You think they'd be lining up to get into that field THEN? [img]wink.gif[/img]

Well, I'm pretty damned pissed about this !! My wife and I have been looking for some 'chlamys' for years to finish up our backyard.

How come you got that info before me !!??!!

Sculpey, Carey and i go way back... He doesn't just call anyone "dickey"...

My ol' kindergarten roomie Timmy caught up with me today. Apparently his space bar is giving him trouble. I think I'll apply for that mortgage so he can get it fixed. Poor guy.

Quote:

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Hello,

We appreciate your patience in the processing of your mortg age applica tion. You have been appro ved for the lowe st rate. To qualify for

the lowest rate possible at this time, please finish-up business on our secure & approved site. Thank you.


http://easyhomelenders.com/?partid=ilhotd


Sincerely,
Timothy G. Miller
CFO - Loa ns Approv ed For All-Now!

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Terrets Keyboard Syndrome [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

lmao! check out this one!


From: Earl
To: [email protected]
Subject: consanguineous

Fenton,

Govenment don't want me to sell
UndergroundCD !Check Your spouse and staff
Investigate Your Own CREDIT-HISTORY
hacking someone PC!
Disappear in your city
bannedcd2004

http://www.9006hosting.com/cd/

celebrate,seeing that curses.



I'll be damned if that isn't consanguineous...


If you guys need me i'll be HACKING SOMEONE PC! Also, my spouse staff needs investigation...