Sex...

The lingering pleasure of two bodies slapping together causing farting noises from the air trapped between them. The overwhelming sensation of being suffocated by the arroused kisses. The straining and struggling one does to hopefully make the other as satisfied as they are (does not happen often but it does happen). The groping of private parts that in this day and age aren't so private anymore. The painful feeling of being too rough or the boring feel of being to gentle. The stiffening of legs as orgasmic pleasure draws near. The curling of toes as it is released. The hardening of nipples as their sensitivity is unleashed. The drenched sweaty feel that cascades over both of you as pump and ride. The horror of mistaken holes. The everlasting taste of the others genitals. The curiousity of experimentation. The out of breath fulfillment quickly becoming insecure curiousity of whether or not you were good in bed and the ultimate hope of being better than the rest.

Now what the fuck is sexy about that?

-giggles uncontrollably, slaps hands over mouth n runs off to find hubby-

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TJ!..Its been awhile huh.. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

You have no idea... [img]frown.gif[/img] My hand has seen more action in the past year than I ever will.

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[img]wink.gif[/img] fixed ya juliet!

<font color="#f7f7f7" size="1">[ August 21, 2002 08:04 PM: Message edited by: Blazey ]</font>


why thank ya! was just going to do that *L*

<font color="#f7f7f7" size="1">[ August 21, 2002 08:09 PM: Message edited by: juliet smiles ]</font>

TJ!..At least you have cant blame her if its no good..when your using your hand..*wicked grin*

If she thinks the sex between me and her was bad, I blame her. Cause it is her fault! You can touch a man on the shoulder and he'll become sexually arroused and if you kiss that same shoulder moment's later he's sexually fulfilled. But with a woman, it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack! Is it here? No no, more to the left! Here? No no, more to the left! Here? No no, you just passed it, go right go right! HEre? No, now you're too low! HERe? No no, too high and to the right! HERE? No, go left go left go up! By this point we're going, Oh Fuck It All! And then we suddenly become chain smoking alcoholics with a passion for porn.

That is when you let HER take your hand or your face and position them JUST right...works everytime- I garoontee it! [img]wink.gif[/img]

*L did you just watch the movie 100 girls *G *G


in all honesty for me...and I'm sure my husband will agree...he's been real deprived....the last thing you want to do at 9 months...is have sex *L

Virgin Mary! *pats your tummy* That is my All Time Favorite Movie! It explains everything!

"It's like having your mouth below your chin" HA HA HA HA HA

*LMAO I like the bullseye scene on the porn *L I loved that movie to *G

i hate it when ya havin sex ... and all the women do is lays there givin it the yal breathin tecnique.... they6 shout instructions .. harder .. so you go harder ... faster .. so you go faster ... then shes kind enough to ram her finger nails down ya bare back .... more than once ... sex is like pleasure an pain .. she gets the pleasure an you get the pain .. or little annoyin things ,.. like when lashin it to her doggy .... all she replies with at the end is a little pussy fart ... thanks ladies [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

RAY!..you butt head..omg..*smacks ya silly*.what you would prefer she lays there and says nothing??..and i aint commenting on the doggy syle.. [img]eek.gif[/img]

*L .. no its would be nice if yas jumped round .. got the jiggy on yaself instead a been gready an havin it all! *L ... perhaps a little switch round ... jump on us .. do the work for 5 mins .. they say havin sex is like doin a 5 mile run ... maybe for the men ... its like a damn vacation for women *L ... gets outa hear while i can [img]redface.gif[/img]

So..your saying you never had a woman jump on ya before?..Honey where ya been..must be those stuffy english girls..*evil laff*

Those are the worst things about sex... the worst thing about sex is after your done and she excuses herself to the bathroom and you hear this bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz noise coming from behind the door, you get insecure and angry and kick the door in only to discover she has an electric toothbrush...

OMG......LMAO........Hell i don't hide the fact i use a vibrator*L*....i play with it while he's doin his thang*L*

Ray Ray-----U poor deprived thang! U get your pitiful little butt to NC and let sum of us good "old" or young Southern Bells take care of you and u will never complain again! Whooo Hooooo
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another thing!! ... youve been there havin sex ... yav been out on the piss so ya bollocksed anyway .. your lashin it to her for about hour .. (men know how difficult it to "ejaculate" when ya pissed) then you finaly shoot your load an collapse next to her .... afetr may i add shes just been layin there again an takin it full force! ... ya hot...sweaty .. pissed ...tired ... you thang goes soft n sqwidgy .. and she turns round and says ... shall we go again ... not that a women could tire me out [img]cool.gif[/img]

i also hate it when youve been up crackin one off all night then you get up in the mornin to go for a piss ... an instead of it goin down the toilet ... the damn stuff blasts up like a bazooka all over the wall .. all over the seat ... down ya leg n floods the bathroom ...

i also hate soppy stuff! .. like your goin at it and youve got your music on ... then the CD changes just as you start uppin the tempo of the motion ... and some big love song comes on ... that pisses me off too! [img]smile.gif[/img]

sex is great though [img]wink.gif[/img]

Ray..i think i love you..*LMAO*

sorry sexy old Broad .. we musta posted at the same time ... shall we say about umm 7.30? [img]wink.gif[/img]

whoa!..i'm only 10 minutes away..do i get to take notes?

nope .. ya get to join in [img]redface.gif[/img] and im allowed to lay there an doin NOTHIN .. appart from moan n groan ... grow my nails and dig em in yas ... AND .. i'll have to figure out the pussy fart thing LMAO

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uh oh

Your into the mother-daughter thing huh..*L

one could say i like to experiment *L

i agree with that..*L

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Blaze will have to do the "pussy fart" thang----I'm just not into that kinda thang. [img]cool.gif[/img] [img]cool.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/camera.gif[/img]

Like hell i will.. [img]mad.gif[/img]

When you go down on a woman and spread her lips and blow inside her cavern of no return and quickly let go of the lips... they go pppffffhhhhppppttttt... [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

That gives a whole new meaning to to the term"Whoopie Cushion" huh???? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

I think it's when the sex is completely comfortable and without that awkwardness or self consciousness between two people that you know it is truly right... only with my husband was there never any at all and i knew i had found what i had always wanted... so i married him... *L* best decision i ever made... i can't think of one thing i would feel i couldn't talk to moby about... sexual or otherwise... and in every aspect of our relationship i can't imagine things being more perfect... i do think if your sex life is not satisfying ultimately the relationship is doomed to failure... but that's just my opinion... *L* maybe good sex is just more important to me now... *L* now it is actually good... *L* even after almost a year of marriage and being nearly 8 months pregnant my sex drive hasn't lessened at all (moby is no doubt grateful for this after reading your post Virgo *L*) maybe that will change with time but i hope not... right now though.. life is perfect and i'm happy to finally just enjoy that ultimate satisfaction.

This isn't about the mushy gushy bullshit, this is about the disgusting nature that sex actually is! Our most pleasurable organs are those that give us the most relief when our bladders get full. And for some strange reason we just have to taste our partners bladder reliever!

Rev- all I gotta say is-if that is distasteful to ya- DON'T read the ingredients in potted meat...

ever seen a pussy fart unleash itself when its that time atha month? .... *over reacted GAG!!*

*steps on the wrong thread........:::tiptoes back out......


:::comes back in........RAYRAY *hands you a big ol freakin chunk of cheese*...to go with the whine...lol i mean for petes sake if yer getting it then shuddup with yer whining and how many freakin times have i told you TOP OR BOTTOM? and you said TOP !!! so deal with the consequences and put a smile on yer face cuz your getting some!!!!!

and another thing.....if ya want it smooched then the least you can do is wash yer hands before ya sit ya ass on the couch and play with it *LOL*.*dunks........::tiptoes down the soapbox and out the door.......

Sex is a good thing, shuddup, laydown, take it like a man and deal with it, being on top is a control issue...


<---likes control.

when i say top .. it doesnt mean lie there like a damn rag doll!! .... if i wanted that .. i would go an get myself a blow up doll ... i stick it her dohnut! *L

even in foreplay .. its lick my melons ... suck my lips .. an yes all 4 of em .. its never .. cmere darlin let me suck your gear stick .. or lie there whilst i sit on your face an play with your balls ... I WANT TO BE PLAYED WITH!!!!! *L

the only time the mans balls are played with is if weve been bad and you lot grab em .. nice n hard .. to controll us [img]confused.gif[/img] OUCH! is the word that comes to mind.

fight me!!

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