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On the BBC, there's this series called "What if". It basically trys to show what would happen if something happened. Soo... let's do a version here. It'll be similar to "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer". I'll say one thing, the next person has to say what would happen or what they would do. Then they do a new "What if".
I'll start!
What if we all met up, but we all turned out to the be opposite gender to what we claimed to be online?
<font color="#101010" size="1">[ October 27, 2004 04:46 PM: Message edited by: Xellos ]</font>
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Cool! This brings up nice memories, from the pre-Granaboard era (GameFucks), we once had a What-if thread and a What would you do to improve G2 thread.
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What if we all met up, but we all turned out to the be opposite gender to what we claimed to be online?
I would be a hot lesbian girl, LOL. Wait a sec... that would mean I would want to make out with most of you... Ok, delete the "lesbian" part. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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What if some of us inherited an old, non-functional oil platform; we all moved there, and declared it to be a new country? (That's possible BTW.)
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Shini and you would fight for supremacy.
What'd happen if the DC never died?
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We'll become the most powerful nation in the world, with a massive anime industry and an anime army. There would be frequent civil wars over the national anthem (Pillows!). We would lend financal aid to Namco, Sega, Nintendo, Capcom, Bungie and maybe Squanix, so they all make great games for our own console, the Dreamcast 2. Sega would often have good ads on TV and Sunday becomes Landay (day for playing LAN games). We'll also have a revolution of hot gamer girls, just as good as us, whom all love Rez for some [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img] reason.
What if a gaming company offered to turn Granaboard into an RPG?
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We would tell them to get lost, but leave the money behind so we could do it ourselves.
What if the American government has been spying on this board, desperate in the search of good political advice?
<font color="#101010" size="1">[ March 24, 2004 03:54 PM: Message edited by: Cataferal ]</font>
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I think Xellos' was left unanswered because he and OCB posted at the same time.
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Xellos: What'd happen if the DC never died?
It would have been the most successful console of all 4, seeing that in the first 6 months after the PS2 was out, it was selling better and having more (and waaaaay better) games, not to mention lots of games and sagas were going to be released on the DC but they were cancelled because sega screwed it up.
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Cataferal: What if the American government has been spying on this board, desperate in the search of good political advice?
We would have a 3rd world war [img]smile.gif[/img]
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What if anime people were real so they were a new race of humans with huge eyes and colorful hair?
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What if Rommel's plot to assassinate Hitler had succedeed and Rommel had Germany surrendered immediately and he dismantled nazism and stopped the concentration camps and the prejudices and he built Germany into what it used to be, an indutrial and artistic capital of the world.
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IRT Miguel: New fetish! I'd adopt onet hat looked like Ruri, and if me and current gf ever broke up, I'd go looking through the anime girl community XD~~~
IRT CBA:Some other country would have started another large world war inevitably.
What if atheists were the majority of the world?
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LOL, yeah, new fetish. In fact anime people would get asked out by an average of 10 non-anime people a day.
IRT Xel:
What a nice what-if. We wouldn't have fundamentalism nor religion wars; the world would be 4 or 5 centuries more advanced (think of no inquisition plus today's islamic and tribal countries working on science instead of wasting life); we wouldn't believe on silly things and have stupid prejudice against this or that; people wouldn't waste their time on mystical spirits and they would focus on having sheer fun or studying the Unvierse; we would have 1/10 as many prudes; less kids would die of hunger in poor countries; dollar bills wouldn't have "god bless America" printed on them, etc????
What if I ruled the world? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<font color="#101010" size="1">[ March 24, 2004 10:18 PM: Message edited by: -Wiseman- ]</font>
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Noone is meant to rule the world.
Noone should have that kind of power.
Not even the most just.
Never shall it be so, for humanity is doomed to repeat their mistakes.
(SOLEMNITY INCREASES)
What if you were the only heterosexual person in the world? Spooky..
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Hey, that's not a valid answer, you had to say what would happen if I ruled the world, like hentai would be a free public service or Xenogears would be part of elementary education [img]tongue.gif[/img] .
What if you were the only heterosexual person in the world?
Unless people had the necessary technology to artificially reproduce, that would mean humanity ends in 120 years.
If I were the only heterosexual it would be sad... Maybe I'd move to a desert island or work in a girl-only community. In any case, I'd rather cut it out than have sex with a guy.
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What if you were the only person of your genre in the world, and the people of the other sex did not have the technology to reproduce?
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"Sorry Ma! You aint havin' no grandchildren... now, im off to play some videogames. See you nex' christmas!"
What if we didnt have the delete or backspace buttons on our keyboards?
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We'd all type like thiks.
^^^ See, just made one [img]tongue.gif[/img]
What if everytime you had sex with a girl in the coochie, it was 100% pregnancy rate?
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"Hi Ma, its me again! I saws you last christmas. Well guess what, Ma? I gots it wrong, I bin' sleepin' with this girl on the coochie 'nd ya's got yerself ten...thousand gannychildren!
Well, off to play me more videogames, see ya nex' christmas, Ma!"
What if there were no couches, seats, chairs, or any form of furniture available to you?
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I'd build me something to sit on.
What if Bush was assassinated?
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The US would have higher chances of getting a ≥ average IQ president next election
What if 100 yaoi fangirls joined the Granaboad the same day and started posting about yaoi stuff all the time (which is legal, just as yuri is, BTW)?
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I'd do a lot of bumping. (The old semi-normal threads you sick mofo.)
What if god(s) existed and we tried to kill him/her/it/them?
<font color="#101010" size="1">[ March 25, 2004 10:09 PM: Message edited by: Nevan ]</font>
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I'd volunteer for a party member [img]smile.gif[/img]
What if we lived in the Middle Age, only with computers and Internet?
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Instead of computer viruses, there would be plagues.
What if the whole world's population of women were permenantly aroused, and (it gets better!) you were the only guy?
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I'd die of a heart attack at 40.
What if you had 1 trillion dollars?
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Id make a business, resort to even dirtier tactics than microsoft, and then see to it that Bill Gates goes bankrupt. Then, i would buy out microsoft, and wave my money and contract papers in Bill Gates' face whilst, of course, giggling insanely and flicking his flabby cheeks. Ace!
What if you found a wad of notes on the floor that summed up to a trillion dollars?
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I'd invest some. Buy a condo on some island. Donate some to science. Have a few people killed. Uh... quite a bit of things, actually.
What if you were a windows program?
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This,this and this. Still a good anime though.
What if you could control your nosehair and fight with it?
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i would always commit illegal operations and get arrested lmao.... or commmit suicide rofl
what if anime girls werent as cute as they are? ... .... ..... *cries just thinking about it*
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i would invade the florida keys
what if bannanas were actually purple?
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Nothing would happen; after all, look at people: whites are generally pink, blacks are generally brown, and yellows are generally white...
What if all the what-ifs in this thread were true?
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I suppose people would rip out their eyes and blame it on TV.
What if Oranges were purple, but the colour orange was still the same?
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the world would be one messed up place =P
what if i wasnt a prude?
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You'll have a British accent and live at Playboy mansion.
(IRT the no chair 'what if': I'll push a fat person over and sit on them.)
What if the media really did have an affect on people's behaviours?
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Pinnochio would be fired from his role in Disney's "The Jungle Book 4.5", and would welcome Suzuki-san with open arms.
What if for every time Sega lie or do something stupid, a kitten dies?
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Cats would be extinct.
What if they released Halo 2 on Gamecube?
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What if Grandia 2 was real?
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You shall be as gods.
What if we had never landed on the moon?
Edit: Sorry, siad Mars instead of moon)
<font color="#101010" size="1">[ March 30, 2004 09:44 PM: Message edited by: Xellos ]</font>
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We haven't landed on mars yet. Just rovers and probes.
What if Grandia 2 were real?
What if noone posted anymore....ever.?
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I answered if G2 were real. <blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,sans-serif">spoiler (click to view):</font><hr size="1"><div class="spoiler" id="ZI9NND">We'd be as gods, cause everyone and their cousin'd be using Birthplace of the Gods.</div><hr size="1"></blockquote>
<font color="#101010" size="1">[ March 30, 2004 09:46 PM: Message edited by: Xellos ]</font>
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<font color="#101010" size="1">[ March 31, 2004 07:21 AM: Message edited by: -Wiseman- ]</font>
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what if........................ ghosts were ...... real
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The world would be all messed up, there would be lots of fanboys, and 95% of people wouldn't think for themselves but stick to the standard ideals and politically correctness.
Wait, that was not a what-if, that's reality... [img]frown.gif[/img]
What if Yu Suzuki's nose grew every time he, his team, or sega bulshitted about Shenmue 3?
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Then Casper would be reality TV.
What if you woke up and your whole life was a dream?
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IRT CBA: Mark your spoilers!!
