Hey!!

How many fat older men who can't get women are buying toys on here but me? I need a friend. Can one of you hang out with me sometime. You all seem really cool! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

hmmn...
not found of the generalization you tried to make, but stick around, we are a good bunch.

How about telling us more about you - like what you collect, etc

Well [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] ... I'm getting older and fatter; but I've got a woman (and I olny need one)....


Welcome to the Unreal.

Raimi certainly is evil. He proved that by approving and producing an upcoming Evil Dead remake. I will forgive him when he makes Evil Dead 4 though. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Oh yeah, welcome to the board. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Oh, and the only chick on this board is Peter Peeker, but you are in luck, she sleeps with EVERYONE! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ December 06, 2004 03:07 PM: Message edited by: TCM Hitchhiker ]</font>

welcome! i'm fat, young and have a girl... loser [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*goes back to his daily 3 hours of porn*

Bio... how many times do I have to tell you....

... drawing eyes on your hand, naming it "Jennifer Lopez", and having it say things about "Taco flavored keeeses" is NOT the same thing as having a girlfriend. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

hahahahahaha...... [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]

that's just my kool-aid on the side [img]tongue.gif[/img]

seriously though, me and my gf have been going out for almost 3 months. i just don't mention it that often cause of comments like that [img]wink.gif[/img]

That's cool.

You should have her visit here, so we can tell her what you're REALLY like. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

her family seems to be lodged somewhere in stone ages.... no internet, no cable... i was shocked to discover that they had indoor plumbing, frankly.

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ December 06, 2004 03:37 PM: Message edited by: Biohazard ]</font>

Ahh... so they can't look up your felony list on the internet...

... good idea. [img]wink.gif[/img]