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*walks under ladder, cat runs across feet* anyone need anything this fine morning?
*drops mirror and watches it break into a thousand pieces.*
[img]eek.gif[/img] maybe you should get your own stuff instead [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ October 13, 2006 07:46 AM: Message edited by: Mortitia ]</font>
Morning Mort!
I was gonna post a pic of Cocoa for a black cat/bad luck joke but Snapfish is acting up. [img]frown.gif[/img]
Morning All.
*Gd grabs coffee*
I don't believe in all that stuff, well i gotta go peeps, rock to you later.
*Ladder falls on gd on way out*
Hey?! who put that ladder there?!!
"triskaidekaphobia"
Fear on the number 13
Hey, a quarter!
*bends over and steps on a crack to pick up quarter thusly spooking a black cat walking in front of him which knocks over a ladder he was underneath that smashes into a mirror that in turn crashes onto the counter knocking over a salt shaker*
Um...do I have to pay for all of that? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
'morning!
I'll be in my corner under the stairs so nothing will happen to me!
*Crawls under stairs next to Grail..........*
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*starts to sing*
When I see you floatin' down the gutter
I'll give you uh bottle uh wine
Put me on the white hook
Back in the fat rack
Shad rack ee shack
The sumptin' hoop the sumptin' hoop
The blimp the blimp
The drazy hoops the drazy hoops
They're camp they're camp
Tits tits the blimp the blimp
The mother ship the mother ship
The brothers hid under their hood
From the blimp the blimp
Children stop yer nursin' unless yer renderin' fun
The mother ship the mother ship
The mother ship's the one
The blimp the blimp
The tapes uh trip it's uh trailin' tail
It's traipse'n along behind the blimp the blimp
The nose has uh crimp
The nose is the blimp the blimp
It blows the air the snoot isn't fair
Look up in the sky there's uh dirigible there
The drazy hoops whir
You can see them just as they were
All the people stir
'n the girls knees trembles
'n run 'n wave their hands
'n run their hands over the blimp the blimp
Daughter don't yuh dare
Oh momma who cares
It's the blimp it's the blimp.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">* Release bag of black cats under the stairsQuote:
Originally posted by Grail:
'morning!
I'll be in my corner under the stairs so nothing will happen to me!
Here are some Sports superstitions:
Baseball
Spitting into your hand before picking up the bat is said to bring good luck.
A wad of gum stuck on a player's hat brings good luck.
It is bad luck if a dog walks across the diamond before the first pitch.
Some players believe it is good luck to step on one of the bases before running off the field at the end of an inning.
It is bad luck to touch the baselines while running off and onto the field between innings.
Lending a bat to a fellow player is a serious jinx.
Some players actually sleep with their bat to break out of a hitting slump or stay in a groove.
If a pitcher is throwing a perfect game or a no-hitter, never speak of it while it's going on.
Basketball
The last person to shoot a basket during the warm-up will have a good game.
Wipe the soles of your sneakers for good luck.
Bounce the ball before taking a foul shot for good luck.
Bowling
To continue a winning streak, wear the same clothes.
The number 300, a perfect score, on your license plate will increase your score.
Carry charms on your bowling bag, in your pockets, or around your neck for good luck.
Fishing
Fish may not bite if a barefoot woman passes you on the way to the dock.
Spit on your bait before casting your rod to make fish bite.
Throw back your first catch for good luck.
It is bad luck to change rods while fishing.
Don't tell anyone how many fish you've caught until you're done or you won't catch another.
Football
Double numbers on a player's uniform brings good luck.
It's bad luck for a professional football player to take a new number when he is traded to another team.
A mascot is an important good luck symbol.
Golf
Start only with odd-numbered clubs.
Balls with a number higher than 4 are bad luck.
Carry coins in your pockets for good luck.
Ice Hockey
It is bad luck for hockey sticks to lie crossed.
It is bad luck to say ?shutout? in the locker room before a game.
Players believe they'll win the game if they tap the goalie on his shin pads before a game.
Rodeo
Always put the right foot in the stirrup first.
Avoid wearing the color yellow.
Always shave before a competition (for men only!)
Tennis
It's bad luck to hold more than two balls at a time when serving.
Avoid wearing the color yellow.
Walk around the outside of the court when switching sides for good luck.
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ October 13, 2006 08:54 AM: Message edited by: MM4 ]</font>
Gloom, despair and agony on me.
Deep dark depression, excessive misery.
If it weren't for bad luck,
I'd have no luck at all.
Gloom, despair and agony on me.
Name that tune. [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">It's nearly IMPOSSIBLE to hold more than two balls when serving!Quote:
Originally posted by MM4:
It's bad luck to hold more than two balls at a time when serving.
Andy, I didn't know you were a Hee-Haw fan. Saaaa-Loot!