To catch a thief

get a motion detector that turns the light on when his hick-ass is there


...as for the kid, a beating should be fine [img]wink.gif[/img]

Do the whole family-

(and stop picking on us rednecks [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

If you are really angry, take a new bulb, put some crap on one side of the bulb. Carefully, or wear latex gloves, screw the bulb in.

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ January 01, 2005 08:38 AM: Message edited by: ?EQ? ]</font>

Ok i live in apartments, upstairs and there's only two apartments upstairs where i live, mine and this dude next door.

For the past month our porch light bulbs have come up missing, each time ive noticed that his will be out for days , then our bulb comes up missing and his porch light is on.

Him and his family are a pian in the ass to live next to, they hang there clothes out on the railing on the stairs, him and his wife fight all the time, his kid rings our doorbell and runs inside his house, your redneck proto types.


So im thinking of putting razor blades on one and letting him grab ahold of that mother and then following the blood trail and beating him to a pulp.


But i don't want managment to grab ahold of that bad boy ouch!!

Any other ideas?

Video cam!

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Originally posted by ghostdawgg?:
Video cam!

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No where to put one dawgg, it would have to be outside, and then there's no where to hide one, and he knows that.

watchdog [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

Or...pull some Home Alone shit and catch the guy on the head with like a sledgehammer when he tries to take the light bulb [img]wink.gif[/img]

Mark the bulb - then check it when yours goes missing

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Originally posted by Drau:
Mark the bulb - then check it when yours goes missing

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I was just thinking that drau, but i like the razor blade idea better. Muhahahaha! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

car battery and some insulated wire...