The Cricket

I know that this will bore most of you but the Ashes are on . As an absent Brit I need to be kept up to date. Over to you.
(Sorry yanks) Johnny, Buttz, Skyline?

By the way... Good fucking shot in that terrorist's head today. One for fifty two.
All out for fifty three.

Aussies leading by 314 runs with 3wkts left in 2nd innings

Man in tube station shot because he was wearing a big jacket, they better not follow me round fucking Tesco's tomorrow


Save Malcs Burger stand

I was supposed to w**k hard today but it just didn't happen, couldn't really apply myself what with the cricket! [img]frown.gif[/img]

This entire thread is asinine of course.

D.

Don't the Yanks play Cricket either?
Just netball and rounders..

England need 369 to win. Not though I give a shit. But the fuckin aussie's do yer head in if they win. When we won the Rugby world cup,what they were gonna do to us the day before, the day after when they lost, it was like it never happened. I had to make a point of mentioning it and flying the St George cross in the front garden. HeHe.

For the benefit of the Yanks......CRICKET EXPLAINED.....You have two sides, one out in the field, and one in .
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out .

When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out .

Sometimes you get men still in and not out .

When both sides have been in and out including the not outs , THAT'S THE END OF THE GAME !

... and the game can go for 5 full days without having result at the end.

Imagine having a baseball game that went for 5 days and then it was a draw.... welcome to test match cricket!

We lost, nobody explained the massive prize for winning this series of games, er its the ashes of two pieces of burnt wood, I can see cricket clubs springing up all across America after reading this

HOWZAT

It is rather odd I agree, but then next to the fact that two fearsome heavyweight boxers fight for a purse.....