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Andyman's Lawyer: My client would like to make a statement regarding his role in this morning's coffee shop. He will not be answering any question directly relating to this morning's coffee shop while the case is still pending. My client will now make a statement.
Andyman: Um...there's coffee and...ah...donuts.
Andyman's lawyer: Thank you ladies and gentlemen. That's all for today. We'll see you in court. No more questions!
Well, we usually see Andyman's briefs... [img]wink.gif[/img]
Lawyer?
I don't need no stinkin' lawyer!
Now coffee me up, please
Gots a rain day, today [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
& heading out to the comic shop soon (oh boy!)
** Whispers into Lawyer's ear **
Mac's Lawyer: Mornin' All!
Mac: Ok, thanks, now which appendage do I owe you for that?
Andyman's Lawyer: My client has established a connection between Chet and a box of rocks which will be revealed in the upcoming grand jury testimony. Beyond that, my client has no comment.
Grail's Lawyer: My client says Hi and would like to know who will be the judge and will they're be a jury involved?
Andyman's Lawyer: My client would like to extend a pleasant salutation to Grail and his lawyer.
Grail's Lawyer: My client returns the salutation to your client.
Grail: Sorry Mister Lawyer, but I'd like to know how much all this stuff will cost me in the end?
*Lawyer looks at grail with a satisfactory look while rubing his hands together*
Grail: Shit... [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No, I said Andyman should be GAVELED, not gRaveled...Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
Andyman's Lawyer: My client has established a connection between Chet and a box of rocks which will be revealed in the upcoming grand jury testimony. Beyond that, my client has no comment.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Lawyers will *cost* you in the end, but not always that way...Quote:
Originally posted by grail:
Grail: Sorry Mister Lawyer, but I'd like to know how much all this stuff will cost me in the end?
Shouldn't Snape be chiming in here somewhere?
My lawyer advise me that you are ugly....