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Press Release:
A suspect Peruvian wearing a bulky coat and carrying a suspect package has been shot and killed at Paddington Railway Station
The individual was "sitting all alone on a suitcase, behind a pile of mailbags, close to the lost property office" and did not respond to the officers' commands. A Police spokesman said "the fact that the suspect was brown and wearing a bulky coat meant we could take no chances. We bitterly regret this tragedy but other suspects may end up getting shot in these dangerous times."
The unnamed individual is believed to have entered Britain illegally from Darkest Peru where he leaves behind an aged relative, Aunt Lucy, in a Retirement Home. She is said to be "distraught".
The shooting was witnessed by Mr and Mrs Brown, who were waiting at the station for their daughter Judy. Mr Brown said "the officers issued a challenge but the suspect did not appear to hear them, as it was busy eating a marmalade sandwich."
Officers searched the corpse and found a battered brown suitcase with a secret compartment containing a scrapbook. The suspect was wearing a floppy hat and had a label around his neck saying " Please Look After This Bear".
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Excuse me...but what the fuck is going on over there??? I think your cops need to calm down a little bit.
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Don't panic Carl,.. it's similar to your cops shooting Bugs Bunny...
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I always looked to you guys for being the stable non-reactionary types. But now...sheesh...those cops seem to be forgetting how to handle terrorism. They have dealt with the IRA before...right? But now, it seems to be turning into a "He's brown! KILL HIM!!!" mentality.
Odd that the one cop used the description of him being "brown" and the two witnesses were a Mr and Mrs Brown. Maybe that married couple should be glad they weren't wearing name tags!
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Sorry Carl [img]wink.gif[/img]
<u>Click here for the official Paddington Bear website</u> [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
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His address was 32 Arcacia gardens. Apparetly his accomplice was an ex nazi called Mr Gruber.
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Interesting point you made Carl, over 10 years ago the SAS (our special forces) assasinated an IRA team in Gibralter.
During the inquest soldier "B" was asked, "Why did you shoot the suspect 13 times?"
He replied, "Because I ran out of ammunition sir"
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WINNIE THE POOH. The most vindictive chapter in Nelson Mandela's autobiography.
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Was Paddington the bear hurt?
In all seriousness enough is enough with all this murdering in London.
K!
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Carl, you are star. Top man.
