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Don't know if you saw this already...
Hey Guys: This is a good one for all you golfers!!
David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons why Golf Is Better Than Sex:
#10 - A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7 - Foursomes are encouraged
#6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5 - Three times a day is possible.
#4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.
#2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the #1 reason why Golf is better than Sex..
#1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
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All very good reasons; but I'd still rather have sex. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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I was about to say that I don't play golf [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Shouldn't there be another one?
0) In golf, you're actually encouraged to play "a round."
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Nothing about a "hole in one" or playing the "back nine"? [img]wink.gif[/img]
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Or dropping your balls?
Getting out of the rough?
Paying someone to handle your equipment for you?
Wearing cleats? [img]wink.gif[/img]
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Ball washer.
Dimple count on your balls.
Short game.
Putting out.
Slices & hooks.
Looking for your ball in the bushes.
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ September 29, 2005 07:59 AM: Message edited by: Andyman ]</font>
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Getting it in the clown's mouth.... oh, wait, that's miniature golf! [img]wink.gif[/img]
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So if a hooker wears clown paint.... and... you know..... you get a free round? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
