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For all intents and purposes of this thread, we are all single/open to multiple partners.
I am a swf who wants a bmw asap. Must be able to bbq...
Oh, wait. try again:
Sarcastic psuedo intellectual seeks patient, actual intellectual with whom to discuss world affairs, books, and all past, present, and future albums put out by Sting. Must be able to shop for food, cook food, and be willing to share said food with ravenous kitchen-disabled student. Must have green eyes. All genders may apply, no republicans. Knowledge of Harry Potter fanfic an asset.
Next!
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Wanted, young girl, single and free...
Experienced at love preferred , but will accept a young trainee...
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ April 19, 2003 01:24 AM: Message edited by: JaceSan ]</font>
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Do you like Pina Coladas?! Getting caught in the rain?! *stops singing and ducks out of thread*
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Cranky white female seeks patient single male to unload work related issues upon. If interested, please contact Dan The Goob, via this thread.
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Cranky, rude obnoxious semi-white male seeks female with Liberal leanings (black listed from Sarah Lawrence for leftist ideals is a start).
Must like long hair, Harleys and domestic beer but still be a total geek at heart (Can swap out a hard drive in a heartbeat.)
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Oh boy. Jax has regressed to Neanderthal Man.
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Surely you saw this coming?
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depressed, anxiety-ridden, control-freak swf seeking therapist due to inability to trust opposite gender and interpret personal emotions. must have comfy chairs and an abundance of kleenex.
[and/or ...]
swf seeking small furball for companionship purposes only. must have bushy tail, pointy ears, and whiskers. constant low rumble required. must enjoy fishy treats, cuddling, and afternoon naps. if you fit the profile, please email asap.
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Uh... wouldn't one of the requirements on the second one almost have to include the inability to email you?
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Bubbly, "Casey-like" female seeks male or female "friendship with benefits". Enjoys water skiing, motorcycling, tennis, badminton, mountain biking and playing pool. Must be open to having a good time, watching mindless but fun movies, and travelling to interesting locales.
