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We're offering new coffee shop memberships to generate more traffic in here. with each new membership, you get a coffee mug, a brick and a year's supply of Chaser* hangover cure (it works on coffee too!)
The membership is free but it will probably cost you in the end (pun intended). [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="1">*Not to be confused with our own Chaserfan who himself is quite a hangover cure...or so I've heard.</font>
no donuts [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] i can't believe you are offering a new membership without them [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img] and i loved this place so much [img]wink.gif[/img]
*slips Mort a 12pk of donuts*
g'day folks.
generate traffic, eh?
yeah, it does seem we have a lot less these days.
wonder what happened to some of these folks... [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
morning pepps.. Starting the day with some Scorpions.
- The radiator from my car is broken, I have to walk to get to the office.
- I have still not been able to rent an apartment, and I have to pay maintenance..
- It's time to renew the yearly school subscription from my daugthers
- I have to buy new glasses and pay for braces for my biggest daughter
- Next week is my second child birthday, and I have to pay for a party in McDonalds
What ? Me worried ? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
I don't know, even with all those issues and many more, I knida feel good today....
Morning All.
today is a good day. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
a good day to re-tile the entire mens room at work, that is.
hope I don't fuck it up. [img]eek.gif[/img]
Donuts? Oh yeah, DONUTS! Of course!
Included with your new membership is a coupon good for 7% off your next purchase of donuts.*
<font size="1">*Purchase of extra grande big gulp heart stopping coffee required. Offer valid in red states only on rainy days that start with the letter "w" in odd years. Coupon may not be used with any other promotions. Must be 40 years or older. Void where prohibited.</font>
void where...?!? [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]