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Q. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
A. Because they are plugged into a genius.
Q. WHY DON?T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
A. They don?t have enough time.
Q. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
A. They don?t stop to ask directions.
Q. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
A. Because a vibrator can?t mow the lawn.
Q. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
A. They?re intended for children, but men usually end up playing with them.
Q. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
A. You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.
Q. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
A. Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor-lock.
OMG!!!! i freakin LMFAO on that last one!!!
waaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahh!!!!
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Are you telling shiot to wommen so they can bash <img src=http://www.bestanimations.com/Sports/Hockey/Hockey-02.gif> No, I swear It was a misunderstanding! I said can i call you, she thought i said can i maul you! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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WOW!
8 months later and that shit is STILL funny!!!
WEEEEEE!
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I would be offended, but after the abuse that I get at work, I don't think anything will bother me.
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Where is it that you call work Beta?
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I work for a police impound lot. All the scum of america that decides to go get arrested while driving get to come and ask me if they can have their car back.
Half the time I have to say no, they are usually not to happy about it.
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Well I bet at least you have some interesting stories that have come from it.
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yesh. i agree.
any of them relating to electric trains and/or breasts?
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Um, no, not yet at least.
