What do you do when Aunt Flo comes to town? Keep on plowin' or become a monk for 5 days?
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What do you do when Aunt Flo comes to town? Keep on plowin' or become a monk for 5 days?
Run that stop sign, then stick it in her poop chute, pull it out and give her A2M [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
[censored] WEEK!!!
H U M M E R is censored? [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]
You never go as s to mouth!!
eating bloody [censored] gives you red wings!
I've always heard you aint a real man until you earned you "RED WINGS". So like a buddy of mine says, if you can walk through mud you can [censored] through blood, lol. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
give her an angry pirate, a dirty sanchez, and then when youre hittin it from behind, knock her arms out from under her and ride her down the steps like a snow mobile [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Not gonna be earnin no redwings, unless you count that she started while you were allready in there.
Just a week of h ummers.
I've earned my redwings..
was watchin Sue Johansen last night, and some guy called in talkin about how he enjoyed eating his wife out while she was on her period!!!
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was watchin Sue Johansen last night, and some guy called in talkin about how he enjoyed eating his wife out while she was on her period!!!
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That's the actual definition of "red wings" as Mr. 17.5 was saying. The Hell's Angels coined that term years ago, and it was a way to earn your "red wings" patch. It's not having sex during that time, it's [censored].