OK really getting into the spirit of the whole Hawaii thing.
*runs around organising things*
Sand - Check
Palm trees - Check [img]graemlins/island.gif[/img]
Pig on Spit - Check
Innocent looking very alcoholic drinks with little umbrellas - Check [img]graemlins/martini.gif[/img]
Hello, hello wardrobe lady, I know the whole coconut shell thing is all very authentic but I think they were desigened for someone with bigger *ahem* assets than mine and well, chafeing. Can I like just get a floral bikini top instead?
*picks up Pineapple phone trying not to poke her eye out with it*
Hello! Where are those muscley goodlooking Fire Dancers i ordered? they should have been here half an hour ago.
[img]confused.gif[/img] * watches as a dozen chickens wearing grass skirts and leis gyrate past followed by a furry blue creature with a big nose and wearing a Hawaiin shirt*
Gonzo: Oh yeah! Work it girls! Work it! This show is gonna be GRREAT!
*gets an earful of static from the pineapple phone*
Hello, hello I SAID " HOT HULA CHICKS" NOT "HOT HULA CHICKENS" Hello Is anyone listening over there?
*hangs up*
I think I need one of those drinks with an umbrella
