Just keep building off what I say:
Mystique swoops down from Death Star with gun in hand.
*In best James Earl Jones voice*
Mystique: Kurt, I am your Mother..."
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But mommy, do I really need a signature?"
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Just keep building off what I say:
Mystique swoops down from Death Star with gun in hand.
*In best James Earl Jones voice*
Mystique: Kurt, I am your Mother..."
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But mommy, do I really need a signature?"
Hey lotusson WELCOME--Im glad you decided to join us! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
Uhh....Kurt finding out Graydon is his brother and he wanting him dead?
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~`~`~`Dragonlady`~`~`~
*Kurt sighs*
Kurt:"Im not sure I like your sense of humor Mystique"
Mystique:"Sorry.Seriously though I AM your mother,but your right,Logan ISNT your father.......SABRETOOTH is!"
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~`~`~`Dragonlady`~`~`~
*Kurt shakes his head as if he was trying to wake from a bad dream*
Kurt:"I....."
*Kurt composes himself and sighs*
Kurt:"I guess Ive always sensed the truth about you,but I didnt want to accept it.I was in denial.BUT SABRETOOTH my father?.....I wouldnt have guessed it in a million years....."
*Mystique sighs*
Mystique:"Well he....isnt....your father....."
Kurt:"WHAT?!?!Well WHO then???"
*Again Mystique sighs then averts her eyes from Kurts*
Mystique:*ahem*"It was the milk man....."
Kurt:"The....milk....man???"
*Kurt stands there puzzled*
Kurt:"I cant see you having a milk man.....and did they still even have mil--"
Mystique:"OH I see!Big bad Mystique one of the X-Mens greatest villians cant have a milk man!Is that it?!Im human too you know!...."
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I know this was whaky but I couldnt help myself. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
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LOL!!
Mystique swoops down from Death Star with gun in hand.
*In best James Earl Jones voice*
Mystique: Kurt, I am your Mother..."
Kurt replies, "Right! And Wolverine is my father..."
Mystique: "How'd you guess?"
BamfKat
"What was that smell?"
LOL, LOL, LOL! Drags, you out do yourself!! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
Milk man? you mean that dude on the Marvel 'Got Milk' commercial? Lol http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
LOL!
I want to read more! I want to read more!
[originally posted by Rex Luscus (on Exiles#3): **Nocturne get to talk to her dad?**]
[originally posted by Spatula Gal: **This is what I think will happen: she'll have to fight Nightcrawler!** **and while they're fighting, Kurt will tell her that her mother was the maillady**]
Ok, you guys, I put these ideas together for you guys to see how it came out (tell me what you think, Spats). Here it goes:
TJ: (to self)Oh, well, here goes nuthin'. (To NC) Hi daddy!
NC: Dad-... who, Me? What?!? Really?... How?!?
TJ: What do you mean how? How else?
NC: Nein, I mean with who... Uhm, oh oh...
TJ: What's the problem?
NC: (to self) Man! now I'm sure I'm Mystique's. Must've inherited the tendency...
TJ: What tendency?
NC: Uhm, 'Daughter', hon ... it was the mail
lady.
TJ: What?! ...Ooooh, that's it, now I'm depressed! ... Fine then! It's settled, I'm going out with the bag boy at Wal-mart!