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i saw the otologist today and got the putrid packing removed from my ear. Said ear is healing "beautifully" and I can now do whatever I want, as long as the ear stays dry.
I hate to state the obvious, but (on doctor's orders) Dulc and I will not be participating in the wet t-shirt contests tonight.
Didnt I warn you about sticking things smaller than your elbow in your ear?
By the way, do you think it would be possible to actually stick your elbow in your ear? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]
But seriously, it's good to hear you have recovered from this.
What exactly was your ear malfunction?
T'was not an ear malfunction at all. The Dx was ideopathic chronic osteomyelitis. I had a partial mastoidectomy -- so you all can accurately say that I now have hole in my head.
I still have limited hearing in the right ear and I'll be the first to say that I have a Dumbo ear. Anyone who makes fun of me will be shot on sight.
That means YOU Greg. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Dont worry about me, I avoid bullets.
I'm actually allegic to them, they make me bleed and might cause me to die. I avoid them!
I wasn't going to make a dumbo ear joke, but I was gonna aqsk if you've ever said this...
"I need that like I need a hole in my head" [img]wink.gif[/img]
And that's all fine and good about your ear, but why is the other thing "obvious"?
Yeah, what about wet T-shirt contests this weekend?
Here ya go guys.
WARNING, ADULT CONTENT. NO JOKE!
WET T-SHIRT CONTEST
I believe this is from an area around Ohio State
I warned you, it is a wet t-shirt contest.
Fine. The party is here. If I can get Dulc into a clutch of bikers, I can put up with the rest of you.
Cap'n reason Whizbang will provide the Kobe beef. Everyone else can bring something to share.
Cap'n Reason, I will pay you for a deuce of extra Kobe, for I will be bringing the spawn with me.
I want to bring a covered dish also to contribute. What sort of food is not already covered? I have a very nice cheesy potato casserole recipe, very 1960 June Cleaverish. It even has optional crushed cornflake topping, which I have never optioned. Or I could do a dessert, except I think that SOMEONE still has my springform pan.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">HAHAHAHAHAHA! It really does work well, doesn't it?Quote:
Originally posted by gae:
[QB]If I can get Dulc into a clutch of bikers, I can put up with the rest of you.
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