CHESS Results

1. g1-f3 e7-e6
2. a2-a4 f8-c5
3. b2-b4 c5xb4
4. h2-h4 e6-e5
5. f3xe5 b4-c5
6. h4-h5 d8-f6
7. c1-b2 c5xf2++

Game over in 7 moves.

Kiss my ass shatzy!

TG rules the chessboards!

SHEAT.... you've never played ME!
shatzy prolly let you win.
She has a tendancy to NOT PAY ATTENTION
I hate people who play crappy like that X(!

yes... exactly...

i was distracted. and besides, TG thought he
could use me...

that's right, USE ME.


*points to TG*

and the next time you think its pretty fucking funny
to play that way......... just wait and see what happens.

How did I use you?

Explain.

you used me to play that stupid trick, and you know it.

it was humor at my expense.

of course it was funny....

it was against poor ol' shatzy...

and anything against me is hilarious. isfs

you played a good game, beta

I thought it was funny.

Then again, I also accidentally gave you all my pieces, so I shouldn't talk about stupid things people have done.

the point is that playing chess with well-known
swift blows like that is not exactly 'playing'
chess. rather, it has transformed the actual
'playing' thereof into some sort of game involving
prestidigitation. that is not how i play.

i went into the game with the idea that TG was
going to really 'play' the game as opposed to
attempting to wow me (or beta) with a move like that.

i immediately demanded a new game, which was noted
that the same moves were being made by TG....
though he claims it was 'different'. regardless
of such, the game extended longer and i was
pleased... however, i had to leave abruptly and
the game was never finished. however, even had
the game continued, i had no intention of considering
it officially TG's strategy... unless that strategy
is to include falsity.

when someone asks me to play chess, that is, indeed,
my intention. not to be done like i was.
the next time, i would suggest offering to show
me a trick, instead of misleading me into
believing i was actually playing against the wit
of an individual.

btw... did i fail to mention that i take
games very seriously? perhaps its a flaw,
but i've always been that way.

Do you get mad when football teams use a playbook?