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I had a lunch "date" today... I won't go into details as to what the lunch date was intended for, but I'm sure you can wager a guess [img]wink.gif[/img] Well, he stood me up! Can you believe that?! Oh I am so pissed right now... I haven't gotten laid in almost three months!! 3!!! GAH!!! *attacks everyone at the board* GRAAAAHH!! *growls at anyone who comes within five feet of her*
I'd hate to be that guy...
Hell hath no fury like a Miral scorned for love...
*stands 10 feet away*
3 months? Errr, should I mention I once went 4 years without any?
*runs*
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor=""><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Miral:
Oh I am so pissed right now... I haven't gotten laid in almost three months!! 3!!! GAH!!! *attacks everyone at the board* GRAAAAHH!! *growls at anyone who comes within five feet of her*
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Maybe you're not very good and the word is out.
Nah, the word is out that I am insatiable and that only a super man type can handle this.
Wurd, Sista! *Does 3 snaps in Z formation*
Their loss Miral.
"If I have to think about how long it's been since I've had sex. It's been too long."
-Richard Pryor
I'm assuming Bran and usmu mean sex w/other people.
"The greatest love of all is learning to love yourself." ;)
I think Whitney Houston did a song about that, didn't she?
Wow... Bran, Usmu... all I have to say is wow... I would've had to have been committed
Yeah!
I'm committed and it's driving me nuts!! This is my first attempt (and possibly last- if all goes well) at commitment. i'm proud of myself- it's been almost three years now! Considering that for the past year and 1/2, we've been separated three states- I'd say that's commendable.
I slipped- a few times- but I have repented of my evil ways. It was fun, yes, but now I'm back to my monthly bouts of abstinence till the light of my life gets back in town....
Oh wait. You weren't talking about that type of commitment, were you?
(A little off topic, but- did anyone read the last Strangers in Paradise? Are we all in agreement that Francine seriously over reacted?)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor=""><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Branflakes:
*stands 10 feet away*
3 months? Errr, should I mention I once went 4 years without any?
*runs*</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well I'm definitely not going to mention my 24 year drought then. I'm now going for a new record. Only 22,5 more to go. [img]graemlins/wilted.gif[/img]
*runs faster than Bran, catches up with her, passes her and disappears out of sight*