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Thought i'd jump on the top 5 bandwagon but inject some humility and fun into the proceedings. They have to be genuine.
1. Hey lads have a look at this !
2. It was, hmmm, alright.
3. Your turn for the brews.
4. Sorry love, did i wake you ?
5. Of course i still respect you.
and of course -
1. It'll wash out.
2. It's good for ya skin, honest.
3. What time is your bus/taxi ?
4. Yeah i'll ring ya in the morning.
5. Shut up, keep still, trying to sleep.
1. Who the **** are you?
2. Why are you smiling?
3. Where am I?
4. Whats that in my ear?
5. Why does my bum-hole hurt?
[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Minstrel:
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They have to be genuine.
oh, i didn't see that.... well good job mine are 100% *genuine.
*not
1. Im off to the shop
2. Im off on msn messenger
Personally I think actions speak louder than words......
oh ur off r u...theres a fiver on the table love
1.Urrrggghhhh!!!Time to die!!!
2.Hello taxi?
3.It's my alone time now leave me alone
4.Finish yourself off you lazy cow
5.I've had my fun now **** off
6.I dont think its contagious
7.You'll have to go now,my wife is due home
8.You're not as good as your mate
9.What have you done to me??!!!??
10.wash it next time dirty ****
Why shave your fanny if its got spots on it........
oh god, no
hehehe
can we start now?
do all men have one of those?