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Right, this poster's block has gone on long enough.
*puts on leather flying helmet and goggles*
I've taken advice from my good friend Wile E. Coyote, and he's informed me of this spiffy machine that'll help me out.
*puts on large jet-pack type thing*
No more lurking in silence! This little beauty should have me tearing through the threads in no time at all!
*bends forward and press button on side of jet pack. It makes strange coughing noises*
StP, here I come!!
*jet pack shoots off, leaving me standing, bent over, with a strip of burnt skin along my back*
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Shit.
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*hands Ers a moist towlette*
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*comes running along, sees Ersby and stops*
beep beep
*goes running off again*
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*shakes fist uselessly at RichC and then plummets downwards because he'd run off a cliff that, amazingly, he hadn't noticed before*
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*rapidly sets up a trampoline at base of cliff to catch Ersby*
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** gets out a slide whistle and makes that 'bomb dropping' sound **
Fhe-eeeeeeee-uuuuu-wwwww
** waits for the inevitable "splat" **
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Well ain't that the damndest thang.....
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*boing*
Ersby bounces off the trapoline that Jadian had set up and flys back up towards the top of the cliff.
"Hey Ersby, long time no see!"
Ersby waves and disappears from view.
"Dang, now where'd he go?"
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*is walking along a cliff minding her own business when something slams into her, knocking her to the ground*
*groans, gets up*
Hmmm, a jetpack. From ACME. What kind of idiot would put that on.
*looks around*
*puts on jetpack*
*stands straight up, presses button on side*
*zooms up into the sky*
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Dwim is trying to look through telescope tryuing to catch a glimpse a fireball thingy in his view...
A comet? he thought. He calls the observatory to report, then got it confirmed that it is indeed a comet. Now watch for Comet Dwim hurtling through the sky...
