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Time after time i read about the 80's man's pathetic attempts at nailing members of the opposite sex. And never have i read an account that ended in some 80's style penetration. Not that i want details, but a yadda yadda yadda would suffice.
Anyhow. Not only does the 80's man seem to always fail to score, it always seems to be with less than stellar women. For example the chick in the antique store with the funky undies.
What was the description? Something like:
"She wasn't very hor, but she was alluring in that disgusting sort of way". I.e. buttfuck ugly, but i was so sexually repressed that she'd suffice.
I don't get it 80's. Is it just not fun letting people know that you aren't the worlds biggest loser!?
Anyway.
Oot.
Spinich
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
Is it just not fun letting people know that you aren't the worlds biggest loser!?
Anyway.
Oot.
Spinich</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Could you possibly translate this so people who aren't well educated Canadians might understand what the fuck you're talking about...and shit.
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DO people still hold your hand when you cross the street! God you are so basic.
"Is it just not fun letting people know that you aren't the worlds biggest loser!?
Translation: 1) Do you enjoy reinforcing the image of being the worlds biggest loser?
2) Do you not have fun building yourself up rather than tearing yourself down?
3) Do you take pleasure in sharing your failures with others?
"Anyway."
Translation: 1) Moving on
2) In closing
3) I m really fucking tired
4) That is the end of my current line of thinking.
"Oot."
Translation: A 80's man cliche. Same as 'fukk' and other personal words the 80's man has amassed in his personal vocabulary.
"Spinich"
Meaning: A shot at the 80's man's current closer of 'apricots'. I picked another random produce section item to close with.
By making me explain this very basic shit to you under the guise of 'Canadian-ese' only makes you an incompetant American - which i have no doubt that you are!
You're a first generation American aren't you!?
<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 27, 2002 06:21 AM: Message edited by: Adept ]</font>
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I guess it's only the kind of translation that a drunken Canadian would understand.
I think I'm beginning to understand what those bouncers had to deal with.
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The 80's man is cool so lay off the guy. You are just pissed about the fact that your spamming didn't pay off in a top ten posters thread.
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no - i have a legitimate question. Is the 80's man just a failure troll, or is there a silver lining?
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
Is the 80's man just a failure troll?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
No. We have one of those already. We call it "Adept".
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LOL
BTW yt1300inHtown your from houston?
what kind of music do you listen to?
Im pretty close to you im from victoria.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
I don't get it 80's. Is it just not fun letting people know that you aren't the worlds biggest loser!?
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Keep tossing his salad and maybe he'll tell you why, you chuckle-headed cocksmuggler.
