propositions for dummies

because the board has been rather ... comatose lately, i will attempt to liven things up a bit.

how will i do that, you ask? by making myself the centre of attention, of course. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

yeah, i'm kidding. <font size="1">...sorta...</font>

*cough*

so. getting back to the topic at hand.

it seems that i am a bit of a dummy when it comes to making propositions. i assumed people would willingly throw themselves into my bed - and for a few days, &lt;insert name of anonymous poster here&gt; complied. i didn't have to bribe them or anything.

but now ... well ... now, my bed has had but a single body in it for almost three weeks, and i don't know what to do. &lt;name of anonymous poster&gt; just won't stay over anymore. i've bathed, cleaned, changed my underwear, everything. i even changed the bedclothes. i actually looked at this person and said, "&lt;n.o.a.p.&gt;, i even washed my sheets this weekend!" and while they *did* look rather interested and greatly bemused, &lt;n.o.a.p&gt; left and slept at their respective quarters for the following two evenings in a row.

what more must i do???

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ October 16, 2003 01:32 AM: Message edited by: jelymo ]</font>

Have you familiarised yourself with the local slang? Maybe "washed my sheets" is a euphamism for something really disgusting. You may have scared them off for good.

I suggest altering their class schedule so they have few 8am classes, because doubtless getting up at 7am to dash out is against their nature.
Or alcohol. Alcohol is good.

I suggest sending your address to a different anonymous poster (who has made it clear he's crazy for you) so he can fly up there and share your bed and keep you warm.

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Originally posted by jelymo:
because the board has been rather ... comatose lately<font color="#a62a2a"><font size="1">[ October 16, 2003 01:32 AM: Message edited by: jelymo ]</font></font>

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<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">Which brings me to the question that been bugging me for a few days now.

Where's Eris?

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Originally posted by Jadian:
I suggest altering their class schedule so they have few 8am classes, because doubtless getting up at 7am to dash out is against their nature.
Or alcohol. Alcohol is good.

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<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">well, if i could alter their class schedule, i would, but i don't think the school will understand.

alcohol?? alcohol makes said anonymous poster go to SLEEP. and where is the fun in SLEEP?? there is NO fun in sleep!!! none whatsoever!!

however, i can make arrangements to purchase a bottle of rum if said person so desires ... but NO SLEEPING. until i say so.

(i'm not demanding or anything, really i'm not.)

and where IS eris?!?!!?

**shakes his head like he has a bug in his ear**

Our Jelymo? Doing it? IT????

Hee hee, lucky nameless poster!

When you comming out west Jely? My gf would love to meet you!

Yeah 5Cats whynot? Birds do it, Bees do it, even I do it, from time to time... and not very often... but Hey, I do it...

Heck, it's fun to do it... in the shower, in the woods, in the pool, on the kitchen table...

but alas *sigh*

It's the relationship part that trips me over... but doing it is fun... gotta do something about the relationship part so that I can always do it... 'cause I love to do it that's why! And if I could get the relationship part going on, with the mojo working and all... I'd always do it...

and when I start doing it, I would never stop... until I fall asleep that is...

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Originally posted by dwim:
Birds do it,...

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<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">DAMN RIGHT WE DO

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Originally posted by RichC:
Which brings me to the question that been bugging me for a few days now.

Where's Eris?

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