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[B]<CENTER>She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front.
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
*She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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fake maybe but still blond enough to make me umm well [img]redface.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/party.gif[/img]
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Now we know 1FINH sure does favor the blondes! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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KICKS FINH IN THE ASS.
YEAH, BUT CAN SHE SPELL SILICONE?
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lol I dont prefer blonds... i prefer sexy ladies. In all truth I prefer red heads. just not too many sexy hot red heads. But I am impartal.. I will take em all [img]wink.gif[/img]
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Hehehe! Good one Lori! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
What I'd like to do is put him, and Wild too for that matter, in a room full of hot sexy ladies with all different hair colors and tell 'em to pick one. Bet they'd be as nervous as a cat in a room full of rockin' chairs! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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LOL! THEY'LL BOTH HAVE TO TAKE THEIR VIAGRA FIRST!
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no Viagra needed here. Just hand me 3 mirco brees and I am good for hours [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
