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I'm a Pisces...LOL!!!
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.
Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think your are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a damned communist.
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are never satisfied. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.
Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others
think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably a cross-dresser. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
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well I'm Gemini and I'd say it's right on except for the bi sexual part and oh yeah , the incest part and ok maybe it's not so much right for me.
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I,m a scorpio but my chinese sign iz the dragon
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Gemini
and Chinese sign - Firehorse.....ROAR!!!!!!
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I'm a Virgo and I think that thing is pretty damn accurate. LOL
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i'm on the aquarius/pisces cusp...
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I was born directly on the cusp of Pisces/Aries.
I don't know if I'm a "pioneer type", though I do think most people are dickheads. I am DEFINITELY quick to reprimand, impatient, and full of advice, and I sure as fuck piss off everyone.
I must say though, joke or not, that is the hands-down must ridiculous description of a Pisces I've ever heard.
As for the Aries part, wild imagination, yes; FBI/CIA, no. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Everything else is pretty true, though.
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[img]redface.gif[/img] I'm not a drunk lol!! *hink*
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[B]<font size=3 color=purple>I'm a pisces also...Under the Chinese zodiac, I'm a pig.. <img src="http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/icons/icon12.gif"
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im a libra but very clean so that kind of made me lol I think i fall in to the cross dressing male part but I am a girl hee
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I'm a Taurus, but I also believe the whole Zodiac thing is a load of bullshit.
Fucking hippies.
<font color="#FF0000" size="1">[ December 06, 2004 11:16 AM: Message edited by: Carl I. ]</font>
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Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
Uhh... yup, that is me [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think your are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a damned communist.
By the way... this is Linda's... and it's soooo fucking true!! LOL! [img]wink.gif[/img]
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I'm not sold on the whole Zodiac thing, although I'm not as ANGRY about it as Carl... [img]biggrin.gif[/img] ...but I do happen to fit some of the more traditional Gemini traits ( that is to say, NOT the ones listed in the original post above ).
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There's a huge great kick in the bollocks for Marc there [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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I'm a leo/virgo cusp and that thing is scarily accurate..LOL
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who want to go for a bus ride?
