weirdo dream I had this morning

Ok...so I'm in the audience at a concert. But not really because I'm seeing it from different angles and close-ups and all, like I'm watching it on tv.

On the stage are 2 pianos, set up so that the people playing them are facing each other.

At the piano to my (the viewer's) right is Melissa Etheridge. I don't actually know if she can play piano, but she is now.

At the piano to my left, is....another woman, I can't really make out who it is, but she's familiar. After some different angles, it dawns on me that it's Oprah. Why? I don't have the slightest idea, but she's up there.

They're performing Melissa's "Come to My Window", but a kind of slowed-down version of it.

I notice that when Oprah sings a verse, she's making these faces like she's trying to remember the words. When she successfully does so, the crowd cheers.

And then I wake up.

What it means, someone else will have to figure out. LOL

[in bad German accent] Obviously you haff repressed segsual desires for talk show hosts. Haff you dreamt lately of zis 'Dr. Phil'?

It means you ate too much cake.

The two pianos represent breasts. The two women, they have breasts, and Oprah's are pretty big as I recall. The the obvious sexualality of "comming to my window" needs no explaination.
Thus: You are obsessed with breasts and sex.
Oh wait, ALL guys are obsessed with breasts and sex, nothing newsworthy about that...

Not that anyone cares, but yes Melissa does play the piano...

That's not half as bad as when I dreamt I was having sex with Kelly Osbourne.

Sounds more like a nightmare to me, 3p.

I'm The Only One is better than Come To My Window IMHO. I bought that tape when the album first came out. :)

Dr. Phil would also be a nightmare! [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]

I had a dream once involving The Brady Bunch, the mob, Stone Cold Steve Austin and the school my kindergarden class was in.

Who was the mob after, Greg or Peter? And did Steve Austin wrestle with the maid, Alice?

I dreamt they made Revolutionary Girl Utena anime into a live action movie. (I'm still waiting for my Dvd's of this anime to arrive from the USA they got lost in the mail)

Only thing was they made it into a tweeny movie starring the Olsen twins and Hilary Duff.

NOOOOOOOOO! It was horrible.

What does it mean?

It means I've been watching too much anime.
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Originally posted by JaceSan:
Who was the mob after, Greg or Peter? And did Steve Austin wrestle with the maid, Alice?

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<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">It started in the Brady Bunch?s living room. It was me, all the Brady's except for Jan and Stone Cold Steve Austin who I have tied up to the living room chair. He's pissed off and he's cussing up a storm at me. I've got Stone Cold tied up because the Brady's have hired me to rescue Jan who has been kidnapped by the mob and somehow Stone Cold has the info I need. I keep talking to Stone Cold who keeps cussing at me (this is causing looks of shock and disgust on the faces of the Brady?s).
The scene suddenly shifts to a stairwell in the school that I went to kindergarten in. I'm slowly working my way along the walls with those suction cup things you see in spy movies when the spy can't touch the floor. I somehow know that Jan Brady is down in the basement and that if I touch the floor at anytime, she'll die. Also if anyone at all sees me, she's going to die. The dream went a few more minutes of me moving along the walls, then the school bell rang and I could hear kids coming for the stairwell.

And that was when I woke up.

And then Jan died...

...And her last words were, you guessed it:

"Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!"

I don't know cuz the stupid dream ended!

I always wanted to know how that dream was going to end.
I'd love to have that dream analyzed!

We shan't talk about the dream I had last night...it was very very quaint though...