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Memorable Quotes from
Coneheads (1993)
Beldar Conehead: An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable.
Highmaster: Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable?
Beldar Conehead: A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small furry mammal.
Highmaster: Ah.
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[Connie gulps down an entire sub sandwich]
Ronnie: [impressed] Wow! My Mom's the only other woman I know who can eat a sub like that!
Connie: [pointing at Ronnie's sub] You going to finish that?
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[Beldar tears open the roof to Ronnie's car]
Ronnie: H-hi, Mr. Conehead.
Beldar Conehead: I find you unacceptable!
Ronnie: Yes, sir.
Beldar Conehead: If I did not fear incarceration of human authority figures I bring pressure to your blunt skull and cause it to collapse!
Ronnie: Th-thank you.
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Beldar Conehead: When my people come to colonize this planet, you will be on the protected rolls, and no harm will come to you.
Gladys Johnson, Driving Student: You are wise. But there is a sadness to your wisdom.
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