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peroid. hands down. no contest.
Social Distortion's Reach for the Sky.
it's rock-n-roll, it grooves, it's Mike Ness. 'nuff said.
...and please dont think im being cocky in this post. Im sure u all have favorite songs of your own. mine just happens to be the best song ever recorded, and your's is less good.
Damn. And all this time I thought it was "All Out of Love" by Air Supply. [img]wink.gif[/img]
for the record...it used to be Going the Distance by Cake.
many may say...Vic, but i figured u more metal. yes, but those songs suck...bad. i just happen to like the sucking.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">PFFFFT! Second only to "Mandy" by Barry Manilow.Quote:
Originally posted by madadman:
Damn. And all this time I thought it was "All Out of Love" by Air Supply. [img]wink.gif[/img]
what? you mean it is better than "I will always love you" from Whitney?
I'm confused! I thought it was "Muskrat Love" by Captian and Tenille?!?!?!?
I was helping my wife compile a CD of singles and one-hit-wonders off itunes.....
.... then she selected "Love Will Keep Us Together" from Captain and Tennille.
I shot her a look....
"You're just doing that to yank my chain...."
"No, I like that song."
"Wha??? How the... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!" [img]eek.gif[/img]
"Oh hush and put that one on there."
"NO. You've got to be JOKING... SATAN HIMSELF wouldn't listen to THAT!!!!"
So, on our trip to Saginaw as "Love Will Keep Us Together" played on the CD player........
.... I made vomit noises and tried to resist the urge to slam the vehicle into an overpass....
You fool! You should have used the argument that Captain and Tennille had more than one hit! That disqualifies them as one hit artists and therefore they don't fit the format!
Of course, admitting that you know that may look kinda bad. [img]wink.gif[/img]
cant u people see that you are wrong?
where is Demon when i need him....
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">it's a damn good song.... probably the best thing he's ever done. i'm gonna have to put it at 2nd. A Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Cryin still holds first. sorry boneQuote:
Originally posted by bonedust:
cant u people see that you are wrong?
where is Demon when i need him....
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">it's a damn good song.... probably the best thing he's ever done. i'm gonna have to put it at 2nd. A Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Cryin still holds first. sorry bone</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">thats a good arguement...Quote:
Originally posted by demon138:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by bonedust:
cant u people see that you are wrong?
where is Demon when i need him....
seriously though, it's a fucking great album. when i first heard it, i thought that it sounded more like he was just trying to write records that were his style. kind of like he's just copying himself again, which is how i felt about most of his solo stuff. but the more i listen to it the more it sounds like the album he's been trying to make this whole time. it's really, really fucking good. i'm surprised and more than a little impressed with it. good shit!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"HEll yes I would! Every birthday of mine, DA visits and sings this to me in whilst wearing a darling little skirt. A skirt.. made of the flesh of sinners and knited with the hairs of...oh you get the point!"Quote:
Originally posted by Baimun:
Captain and Tennille.
... SATAN HIMSELF wouldn't listen to THAT!!!!"
[/i]
-Satan
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/devi...evilsrain7.jpg
Hello.
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone home?
Come on, now.
I hear you?re feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain,
Get you on your feet again.
Relax.
I need some information first.
Just the basic facts:
Can you show me where it hurts?
There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship?s smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can?t hear what you?re sayin?.
When I was a child I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I can?t explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.
Ok.
Just a little pinprick. [ping]
There?ll be no more --aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe it?s working. good.
That?ll keep you going for the show.
Come on it?s time to go.
There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship?s smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can?t hear what you?re sayin?.
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"HEll yes I would! Every birthday of mine, DA visits and sings this to me in whilst wearing a darling little skirt. A skirt.. made of the flesh of sinners and knited with the hairs of...oh you get the point!"Quote:
Originally posted by Cemetery Man:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Baimun:
Captain and Tennille.
... SATAN HIMSELF wouldn't listen to THAT!!!!"
[/i]
-Satan</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">-_- I will not kill you now, but I will. Live in constant fear.
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ January 03, 2005 02:27 PM: Message edited by: -Dark Angel- ]</font>
Ooooh.... I can already picture DA disemboweling CM with a rusty bumper from a '71 Toyota Corolla.... while singing.... "OH WHAT A FEEEEELING..." [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Phew, and for second I actually thought I was in trouble [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
I will not kill you now, but I will. Live in constant fear.
Keep dancin', Sunshine!
You're all dreadfully mistaken.
Imagine (John Lennon)
people...this isnt a matter of right or wrong. its fact.
DA wouldn't be caught dead in a flesh skirt. They give him a rash. He's more a fan of plaid anyway.
*skins Cemetary Man alive, fashions his flesh into skirt which he then presents as a late xmas gift to Fluffy* Hope its the right size. [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">For me??? AWWWW!!! You shouldn't have! [img]redface.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
*skins Cemetary Man alive, fashions his flesh into skirt which he then presents as a late xmas gift to Fluffy* Hope its the right size. [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">For me??? AWWWW!!! You shouldn't have! [img]redface.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*conjures brass pole* You know what you have to do, cowgirl...*waits patiently whilst holding up dollar bill*Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
*skins Cemetary Man alive, fashions his flesh into skirt which he then presents as a late xmas gift to Fluffy* Hope its the right size. [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">For me??? AWWWW!!! You shouldn't have! [img]redface.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*conjures brass pole* You know what you have to do, cowgirl...*waits patiently whilst holding up dollar bill*</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Andyman is fluffee? Does that make DA the fluffer?Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Andyman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
*skins Cemetary Man alive, fashions his flesh into skirt which he then presents as a late xmas gift to Fluffy* Hope its the right size. [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]
Quiet, you! Bleed to death silently and with some dignity, for christ's sake. [img]wink.gif[/img]
I cant decide one song but
"Def Leppards - Have you ever needed someone so bad" is one of my favorits
I'm ashamed of you people, all of you. How soon we forget...
"Thank You For Being A Friend"
Otherwise known as the theme from The Golden Girls.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*begins stuffing Cemetary Man's skinless body into industrial meat grinder, sings:*Quote:
Originally posted by Nostronomicon:
I'm ashamed of you people, all of you. How soon we forget...
"Thank You For Being A Friend"
Otherwise known as the theme from The Golden Girls.
Thank you for bein' a friend...
Travel down the road and back again,
Your heart is true, your a pal and a confidant
And if you threw a party,
and invited everyone you knew,
You would see the biggest gift would be for me,
and the card attached would say:
'Thank you for bein' a friend!'
<wipes tear>
Go on, take the second verse, too, DA...
...but I do know the worst song ever recorded-
(and it ain't "Gimme Dat Ding" by the Pipkins,
"Winchester Cathedral" by The New Vaudeville Band or "Little Ol' Man" by Bill Cosby)
it is, in fact-
"ONCE YOU UNDERSTAND" by Think
"I'm sorry Mr Cook, you better come down to the station house........."
[img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ January 03, 2005 06:58 PM: Message edited by: Street Worm ]</font>
There is none better.
http://www.crazewire.com/artwork/fea...ry.rollins.jpg
In all that he does.Just read below my signature.
Well, she wouldn't put "Muskrat Love" on there because I'd be singing the lyrics to "Muskrat GLOVES" the whole time. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
"And they wormed and they squirmed and they Retched...
Desperately gasping for breath...
They'll be together when I fold my hands...
Looks like it's..
Muskrat Glooooooves...."
Just to get my $0.02 in....
I've been groovin' on Jackassolantern by Widespread Panic. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]
According to the first line of the song, Tenacious D's "Tribute" is the greatest and best song in the world.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Wow... almost too easy, and no one else caught this line yet? [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by bonedust:
i just happen to like the sucking.
I'll be nice...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No, they say right in it... "This is NOT... the greatest song in the world... NO...this is just a TRIBUTE."Quote:
Originally posted by macabeee:
According to the first line of the song, Tenacious D's "Tribute" is the greatest and best song in the world.
[img]wink.gif[/img]
"THE BEST SONG EVER RECORDED"
is-
"The Gumbo Variations"
http://www.zappa.com/fz/content/disc...er/hotrats.gif
no shit~
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">They do say that very early in the song, but the first line of the song states that it's the best song in the world.....Quote:
Originally posted by pairadocs:
No, they say right in it... "This is NOT... the greatest song in the world... NO...this is just a TRIBUTE."
[img]wink.gif[/img]
"Tribute"
[Spoken]
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[Sung]
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)
[Spoken]
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
Ah... read your own writing...
"[Spoken]
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute."
They are saying it is the tribute to the greatest and best song in the world. They even state in the song, that they couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, so that's why this song is just a tribute to them making the best song in the world. [img]wink.gif[/img] The album version is a little different from the original version, the one from the old HBO show, but if I remember clearly, they state that in both versions. It's confusing, but that's the D. [img]wink.gif[/img]
Tribute is one of the greatest songs in the world, I'll throw my 0.012 cents US.