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Ok, we need another fun thread. The insanity post is for external links, and the random insanity thread is more like "random random", and when it attempts at insanity, it fails.
So this thread is to post anything that's fun, but REAL FUN, no low quality crap. Notice this is an !OT fun-only thread, and use the insanity post for external links.
Have fun!
I guess it's won't be 4 me ?? I'm not a real funny guy
Offtopic >_<
A man walks into a bar.
"Ow!"
Women: Hey Jesus, you can turn water into wine, right? But can you turn wine into semen?
Jesus: Of course. *Touchs a wine keg, the stopper turns into a penis* Now i'm afriad you'll have to pump it a few times to get it going.
*Women does so. It shoots out semen*
Women: Wow, there was a lot in there. Whats inside the keg?
Jesus: A leper. I mean, of course they have a lot. They'd never get any any other way.
"<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus is created when you masturbate in the bath and your sister falls pregnant by then bathing in the same water.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus would blind and cripple random people. And give them leprosy.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus crucified the entire Roman Empire.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus makes you die for his sins.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus can sink in water.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus can turn wine into water.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus dares you to stone whores if you're sinner.
<Dharkbayne> He was born in a cave on Easter and was killed in a shootout on Christmas eve when three kings finally tracked him down for outstanding debts of gold and spices."
....Zing!
Just wondering what makes Mordor a huge gaping vagina the size of a hallway
IRT Wiseman: .....?? i don't know, what makes Mordor a huge gaping vagina the size of a hallway?
One cannot simply procreate into mordor!
Depends on how large their wang is.
IRT Raij: LOL, it's a 4chan thing; for some reason the board is programmed to replace any instances of "Mordor" by "a huge gaping vagina the size of a hallway".
IRT Wiseman: hahahaha, how.........amusing.
yeah i second your question. Mordor, the gateway into the evil realm of Sauron where there exist countless orks and others such...things, and a woman's lower vanugian furrow.....what is there in common???
i take it there are no female members of the board, huh?
now, for the shortest joke in the world:
-a baby seal walks into a club
....ZING!!! (get it?)
At the moment there are two female members, Beat-chan (justwildbeat) and Sizer-chan (PhoenixKingSizer)
If you try to post Mordor on 4chan, it turns into "a huge gaping vagina the size of a hallway". It's the word filter.
Yeah, only instead of gayifying words, it swears more than the original. I wonder why Mordor of all words.
There was a flood of photo edits with the line "One does not simply [insert humourous action here] into Mordor". A mod became angry and changed the word filter.
Same thing happened with "teh rei". Try posting it. I also think some word is turned into "Zadoz says" too.
Same with Source. Sauce plz!