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Let's say that you are walking alone in the country at night and you see this mofo spaceship that lands in front of you and "something" comes out towards you....
You will
1- Run and get the f***k out of there
2- Will freeze of fear and $hit your pants
3- Try to make friendly first contact
4- Get a rock or big piece of wood and kill it
Take it alive and sell it on ebay.
That's way too vague of a question.
Too many variables for me to consider before I make any decision.
Well, if it's the giant cockroach version, I'd get the f**k outta there. But I wouldn't kill it, because, ew. The squirt factor would be outrageous.
If it were the green kind with big eyes, maybe they'd be pretty cool. It'd be nice to know they were real all this time.
I would E) Observe from a safe distance and hope that I have a non-flash camera. [img]smile.gif[/img]
If it were the green, big-eyed friendly kind...
I'd hit it with a big stick. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.
Because you know how they act and look all friendly, but the second you trust them you get a probe up the ass. [img]wink.gif[/img]
I will suggest that if they arrive with ray guns and stuff, and say "Take me to your leader", you give them Steve's address.....
No.
Then they'd get into NASCAR.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I don't care about NASCARQuote:
Originally posted by Dajistano:
No.
Then they'd get into NASCAR.
Now if they try to take over the MLB, then there will be some angry people with bats that will kick their asses....
Drunks with bats.
Yep, those aliens don't stand a chance. Unless they vaporize the stadium from orbit.
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ February 03, 2005 02:26 PM: Message edited by: Dajistano ]</font>
Woke up this morning with light in my eyes
and then realized it was still dark outside
It was a light comin?down from the sky
I don?t know who or why
Must be those strangers that come every night
Whose saucers shaped light put people up tight
Leave blue green footprints that glow in the dark
I hope they get home all right
Hey Mr.Spaceman, won?t you please take me along
I won?t do anything wrong
Hey Mr.Spaceman, won?t you please take me along
for a ride
Woke up this mornin?, I was feeling quite weird
Had flies in my beer, my tooth paste was smeared
I opened my window, they?d written my name
said: "So long, we?ll see you again".
Hey Mr.Spaceman, won?t you please take me along
I won?t do anything wrong
Hey Mr.Spaceman, won?t you please take me along
for a ride
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<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ February 03, 2005 02:47 PM: Message edited by: Street Worm ]</font>
To my knowledge, I have not seen any space invasion movie where Aliens go to CANADA [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
that's cuz we ARE the aliens...
1. Blow its head off.
2. Gut it.
3. Dress it.
4. Grill it.
Tastes like chicken.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You are so predictable.....maybe I should give these questions to them if they face you !!!Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
1. Blow its head off.
2. Gut it.
3. Dress it.
4. Grill it.
Tastes like chicken.
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Dreamcatcher.
I think that might have been in Canada. And the aliens are in your ass.
What a coincidence! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ February 03, 2005 03:05 PM: Message edited by: Dajistano ]</font>
If it was female, i would breed with her. If it were male, I would smoke a joint with him, and make peace.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What if the female species are the ones who "fertileze" ?Quote:
Originally posted by TCM Hitchhiker:
If it was female, i would breed with her. If it were male, I would smoke a joint with him, and make peace.
Get some lubricant.....
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I'd get it drunk [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
drunk aliens throw THE MOST kickass parties!
...it's common knowledge, people! [img]eek.gif[/img]