...wakey wakey, DA is bored and in need of entertainment.
...and its self-serve. [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
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...wakey wakey, DA is bored and in need of entertainment.
...and its self-serve. [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
fuck you, let me sleep!
zzzzzzzzzzzz
http://img178.exs.cx/img178/8933/ripperknockout6xq.jpg
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ February 11, 2005 08:01 AM: Message edited by: RipperBendix ]</font>
smish?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...*puts sign on Ripper's chest reading "Free to Good Home"*Quote:
Fluffles! Ripper is too tall to *smish*.
somebody care to explain "smish" to me?
I was referring to me DA. Ripper went and bogarted the thread before me. [img]wink.gif[/img]
I'm going back to bed
Morning all who are up. [img]graemlins/sleepy.gif[/img]
*grabs bottle of beer*
Thanks for the service DA...
now could somebody massage my neck? I pulled something on my right side yesterday....
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">you need some stretching before doing some kama sutraQuote:
Originally posted by grail:
*grabs bottle of beer*
Thanks for the service DA...
now could somebody massage my neck? I pulled something on my right side yesterday....
I think he pulled something else, and that usually isn't on the right side but rather in the middle! [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ February 11, 2005 08:28 AM: Message edited by: RipperBendix ]</font>
[img]biggrin.gif[/img]
*smish* is the sound that Fluffy makes when I crush him, say, under a large rock. Actually, most small animals and mortals will go *smish*, but Fluffy's *smish* is particularly satisfying to me. Larger critters and mortals usually *smash* or even *crunch*, so the *smish* is really something pretty special. [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ February 11, 2005 08:39 AM: Message edited by: -Dark Angel- ]</font>
ah!
so like "squelch" or "pffffrztt"
pretty cool. In my case that sound would probably be *crunch* followed by a *POP* when me head goes off because of internal body pressure
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">It tough to put everyting on hold and do some stretching when your in the mood...Quote:
Originally posted by *PORTHOS*:
you need some stretching before doing some kama sutra
RipperBendix, I pulled that too...
In your case Ripper, it would be more like "THWACK, THWACK, THWACK!" as you fail your Boromir audition for LOTR. [img]wink.gif[/img]
http://images.snapfish.com/342%3B358...C79%3B87ot1lsi
ohdamnfuckingshitbloodyhell!
AND straight in the liver, too! you bastard! hahaha
morning all... finally feeling better so i will have a dozen donuts and screwdriver please [img]tongue.gif[/img]
and i don't do self serve DA so get with it [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ February 11, 2005 08:47 AM: Message edited by: Mortitia ]</font>
Morning All.
*Gd steps over ripper*
Coffee please.
no vodka for me.. Ill take some protein drinks insteed..
and I have been cleaning the whole day, dusting SW toys, vaccuming, and then I hade to mop the floor to..I couldent belive how mnay twisters that were under my bed [img]confused.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Twisters? Is that Swedish for "dust bunnies"? [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Q-Man Sub Zero's apprentice:
no vodka for me.. Ill take some protein drinks insteed..
and I have been cleaning the whole day, dusting SW toys, vaccuming, and then I hade to mop the floor to..I couldent belive how mnay twisters that were under my bed [img]confused.gif[/img]
fucking arrows tickling me spiiiiine!
stupid orcs
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">threatening the almighty Dark Angel????Quote:
Originally posted by Mortitia:
and i don't do self serve DA so get with it [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img]
whooooooo...
*grab popcorn and his beer, go in the corner to look at the probable upcoming battle*
I bet 5$ on Mort!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Twisters? Is that Swedish for "dust bunnies"? [img]wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">yes..you wanan see one upclose ..I cna mail em to ya [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Q-Man Sub Zero's apprentice:
no vodka for me.. Ill take some protein drinks insteed..
and I have been cleaning the whole day, dusting SW toys, vaccuming, and then I hade to mop the floor to..I couldent belive how mnay twisters that were under my bed [img]confused.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by RipperBendix:
fucking arrows tickling me spiiiiine!
stupid orcs
Mort: That's fine, dear, you can stand there and starve all you like...its a free country. Well...sort of. [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by RipperBendix:
fucking arrows tickling me spiiiiine!
stupid orcs
Mort: That's fine, dear, you can stand there and starve all you like...its a free country. Well...sort of. [img]wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Free in the sense that Mort's ass smishing will be free? [img]wink.gif[/img]
DA is a gentledemon, and does not *smish* ladies. However, he has been known to marry them, drive them insane, enslave their souls, and leave them mere shadows of their formers selves whose only purpose is to inflict their own pain upon others. Still, no *smish*ing.
*clears throat* I SAID i want some donuts DA [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img] hehe
*steals DA's vodka while he's dealing with Mort. hides bottle in Grail's pants*
Hey Grail, is that a vodka bottle in your pants or are you just happy to see me? [img]wink.gif[/img]
*slips Andy $5 for that*
Cool Vodka! thanks peek!
*drink the whole bottle*
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...oh, that's it. *conjures Justice of the Peace, wedding rings* [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Mortitia:
*clears throat* I SAID i want some donuts DA [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img] hehe
me?
I din' do nuttin'!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...oh, that's it. *conjures Justice of the Peace, wedding rings* [img]wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I think she just wanted some fuckin' donuts, Romeo. [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Mortitia:
*clears throat* I SAID i want some donuts DA [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img] hehe
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...wait...I sense a disturbance in The Force...Quote:
Originally posted by grail:
Cool Vodka! thanks peek!
*drink the whole bottle*
*sees Grail w/empty bottle*
<font size="9"><font color="red">NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!</font></font>
*grabs Grail, twists off his head and drinks his blood, draining him dry*
...there...think I got most of it...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...oh, that's it. *conjures Justice of the Peace, wedding rings* [img]wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*ahem*Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Mortitia:
*clears throat* I SAID i want some donuts DA [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img] hehe
I DO work at a church, y'know... [img]wink.gif[/img]
*dies*
*respwans*
it's howdee doodee time kiddies, the bad man is here
*steals wallet from Grail's corpse*