With friends like I've got.......

Well, I got it good this past weekend.

Saturday evening I was hanging out on the porch smoking a cigarette. I plopped down on an Adirondack chair (which I've probably only used 4 other times in the 3 years that I've had it sitting on the porch) and when I leaned back the entire back of the chair exploded into a million pieces and sent me ass over apple cart.

Upon further inspection it seems someone that I presumably know removed all thirty-something screws out of the back of both of the chairs on my porch, took the screws with them and assembled the chairs so that nothing looked wrong until you put some weight on it.

I have to figure out who did this, because it's friggin' classic and I want to pat them on the back (and maybe a few inches higher) for a job well done!

Lol! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

The funiest thing is that the person who did that probably did that months ago since he knew you're not using that chair!

I just hope you didn't hur yourself when you fell.

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Originally posted by grail:
I just hope you didn't hur yourself when you fell.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I busted a gut laughing! ASide of that, injury free!

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You ahve any idea wich of your friends might have done that?

I'm glad you're good about it. Me...I'd be quite pissed. Especially if it happened to my wife or one of my daughters. I'm not keen on physical gags that can hurt someone.

Pics ? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Any ass impalement via chair parts?

Mac, It's not me who did it (wich means it could be Fat Dave [img]biggrin.gif[/img] )

or maybe your giant friend who likes to take you from behind (Porthos starts looking for the pic on backup cds)...

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Well, I put out some feelers to my buddies, and while everyone's laughing their asses off, no one laying claim to doing it.

I know that it wasn't Fat Dave or 16 Tons (** prays that Porthos doesn't find said picture** ), those two fat bastards are way too lazy to actually pull something like this off.

haha that's a good one. hopefully you will figure out who did it so you can get them back real good [img]wink.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by Mortitia:
haha that's a good one. hopefully you will figure out who did it so you can get them back real good [img]wink.gif[/img]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Fiddle with their car brakes.

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Originally posted by macabeee:
I know that it wasn't Fat Dave or 16 Tons those two fat bastards are way too lazy to actually pull something like this off.

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