Riddles

What always ends everything?

the letter "G"

don't get me started....

Why can't you take a picture of a Indian woman with hair curlers?

cause hair curlers don't take pictures- camera's do...


i warned ya....

If there are 5 apples on the counter and you take away 2, how many do you have?

2

Dave's good at this.

hell yes he is.

A woman goes into a hardware store to buy something for her house. When asked the price, the clerk replies, "the price of one is twelve cents, the price of forty-four is twenty-four cents, and the price a hundred and forty-four is thirty-six cents. What does the woman want to buy?

omg..i feel stupid now..*LOL*...there has to be a trick to that one..

Numbers for the front of her house

you just don't know......

<font color="#f7f7f7" size="1">[ April 05, 2002 10:13 PM: Message edited by: Father Dave ]</font>

Why are 1898 silver dollars worth more than 1897 silver dollars?

cause there is one more dollar

Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?

OMG! Dave, howda know all that stuff??*L* I am very impressed [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] damn, I didn't know half of those [img]redface.gif[/img]

not sure you have this right as a true riddle, but as written, the answer is: 1

Why do I always leave this thread feelin stoopid*pouts*

Nope. wanna know what the answer is?

Dear Summer- don't feel"stoopid" It's an art.

I have so much worthless crap stored upstairs it's hard to walk upright bearing the weight of all the knowledge of everything i know...
damn

ok- but be prepared to undersand that the book you're readin out of is not perfect...hit me

<font color="#f7f7f7" size="1">[ April 06, 2002 02:43 AM: Message edited by: Father Dave ]</font>

The answer is 6 cause if there is 25 buts and 5 butts make a cigar, he can make 5 cigars, but after he smokes those 5 cigars he has 5 more butts and can make one more.

the part i saw missing was- "How many cigars will he be able to smoke "TODAY"- he can only smoke ONE as written...sorry.( you can only smoke one at a time)

<font color="#f7f7f7" size="1">[ April 06, 2002 02:51 AM: Message edited by: Father Dave ]</font>

[img]cool.gif[/img] [img]cool.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] Dave, You know what they say about "ass"? but,DAM we still love ya!

*hugs dave for tellin me not to feel stoopid*....Guess this is one art I'm not good at...*goes back to poetry*

Dave's a sharp pencil. He used to fly rings around another messageboard member who asked similar "riddle" questions.

Hey! That'd be cool. Dave & BT passing riddles back & forth until someone misses one.

*the torch is passed to BT*

*waits for BT*..cuz i surely dont know this one either.. [img]redface.gif[/img]

well???......

Summer- hey poetry is my life- riddles are my sideline so go for it darlin'.

Okay I feel obligated to add a few of my own:

How far can you walk into the woods? [img]wink.gif[/img]

Only untill U hit a tree!!!!!

oils my walker and polishes my walking stick~~~~~~~ [img]eek.gif[/img]

Nice try but NOPE.

You can walk into the woods only halfway- cause after that yer walking OUT.


ok- here's an easy one but you might want to get a calculator handy: How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon? [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

ONE BIG ONE!..*L

Bingo!!!!!!!Give the lady a cigar.

A 10 foot rope ladder whose rungs are one foot wide is hanging over the side of a boat. At this time there is only 1 foot of ladder under the water. It now begins to rain heavily, if it rains at the rate of 1 foot every two hours, how many hours will it take to cover half of the ladder?

the Wizard and three men

There was this wizard who caught 3 men {let's just say Mr.A, B and C}. The wizard wanted to kill all three of them, but they pleaded and so the wizard gave them a chance.
The wizard put the 3 men on flight of stairs, A first {A is on top of the flight of stairs} followed by B {B is in the middle} , and then C {C is at the base} , in this order:

-|A
-|
-|B
-|
-|C
-|
-|


They were stationed in such a way that A can see B and C, and B can only see C, but can't see A, and C can see none.

They were then blindfolded, and on each of their head, he put a coloured cap, the colour of the cap can only either be black or white, however, there will be either 2 black 1 white, or 2 white and 1 black, either way the 3 men don't know, all that they know is that there will be either black or white cap on their head, and that there will be either 2 white or 2 black cap on the 3 of them, which one they don't know.

So the wizard want them to tell him what coloured hat is on their head within the next 5 seconds after he removed the blindfold. Any one who could answer correctly would save the life of all 3 men.

Then, the wizard removed the blindfold......

After 4 seconds, the one in the middle {B} answer the question, and it was correct, how did he do it?

Hint: Whatever the answer is doesn't matter, even if it is white or black, the most important thing is how he got the answer.

Hint: What did the man on top see {A}??

Answer to the rope one- NEVER.

Physics tell ya for every action there is an opposit but = reaction. Therefore for every foot of rain the BOAT rises one foot and the ladder is attached to the boat therefore no more or less rungs will change unless someone lowers or raised the ladder itself.

'nuff said.

You are attending a party with some friends when one of them states that there is something in the room that everyone can touch with either of their hands, but you can only touch it with your left hand. What is it?

Your right elbow.

badaboombadaBing

Two Japanese who have never seen each other meet at the New York Japanese Embassy. They decide to have drinks together in a nearby bar. One of them is the father of the other one's son. How is this possible?

one of them is a woman

chaaaching!!!!!

Is it legal in South Dakota for a man to marry his widow's sister?