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I was just reading through our police log from work and this was a call to the police that we published today in the paper.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Definately a good reason to call the police.Quote:
8:56 a.m.: A basketball hoop was sitting in the middle of the street in the 1700 block of South School Street.
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ March 07, 2005 09:00 PM: Message edited by: Oce ]</font>
you wouldnt believe some of the dumb ass shit I used to get called on while on an ambulance. for instance, 3 o'clock in the morning, called for a lady whos new contacts are irritating her eyes. solution I gave her... TAKE THEM FUCKING OUT!
here are some others:
also was called and asked what kind of diaper rash a baby had, person constipated, electric went out, cockroachs crawling on a woman and its bothering her, rides to the hospital, bus taking too long and person wants to get home, you name it and some asshole abuses the system with it. I could go on and on with bullshit people pull and call ambulances for. and they dont care that others might be dying. they would usually reply, "I called first"
I heard about a frantic 911 call from a 15-year-old boy who noticed some belly button lint and freaked out, calling and claiming that his insides were coming out through his belly button.
I don't think he was quite right.
Man, what the hell is wrong with these jackasses?
Shit, I don't want to cops coming to my house PERIOD, let alone when there's a basketball hoop in the street or when I get herpes complex A.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">damn. one would think that if your contacts were bothering you, taking them out would be the first thing you thought to do. especially as most contact lenses will start acting up if you've been wearing them for that long.Quote:
Originally posted by chaserfan:
you wouldnt believe some of the dumb ass shit I used to get called on while on an ambulance. for instance, 3 o'clock in the morning, called for a lady whos new contacts are irritating her eyes. solution I gave her... TAKE THEM FUCKING OUT!
I wonder what she expected you guys to do? rush over and take them out for her?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Pathetic... but still funny when said like that [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]confused.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by chaserfan:
and they dont care that others might be dying. they would usually reply, "I called first"
many times a day people call 911 to know what time is it
Man, that's pretty fucked up.
Whenever a cop is actually asking you to help him be crooked, then there's no way to have faith in the system.
alot of times the cop is trying to just pawn the work on the ambulance. if they can dump the bad guy on medics, they dont have to deal with it.
heres another hard to belive thing. crooks always make up illnesses to get out of jail. the cops call for an ambulance, the medics arent docs so they cant diagnose and the cops not wanting to pay the hospital bill let the crook go. I've seen them let crooks go with warrents from other towns. I would get the bad guy out in the ambulance and say "look we both now whats going on, dont waste our time and take an ambulance out of service for bs. the crook admits he's lying and gets up and leaves. and the cops knows this happens
** Takes note **
If ever caught by the Police fake the green apple splatters so they call the Ambulence
Thanks for the heads up!
Not that I get busted by the Police all that often..... actually ever...but still good to know.
belive me, if I ever get thrown in jail, they'll here illnesses that will freak them so bad they wont be able to get me out quick enough. I've seen bogus things work great, so imagine some real medical stuff
*gets a pen and pad*
one time we had a prisoner fake a seizure and throw himself of the top bunk. he broke his front teeth in half. the nerve was haning out of one of them. the cops were sure he was faking. I didnt buy it. got him outside in the amubulance and said "lets knock off the bullshit and stop the fake unconscienceness, we both know your faking."
the dude sat up and opened his eyes "how bad did I fuck up my tooth?"
"bad enough to see a dentist...get out"
"see ya"
that's some crazy shit.
I have a few cop stories I could tell, but I think I'd better not.
mind ya, I have some good experiences with them, too. [img]smile.gif[/img]
got a ride home the next morning after a night in the drunk tank. that was pretty nice.
and get this. police abuse the system also. they have a prisoner that gets a scratch, they call for an ambulane. they've even called after they maced people for us to wash the persons eyes. I had one cop call to wash blood of some dude. I've had them call and ask for rubber gloves. So cops also abuse the system they dont like being abused in
too bad there isnt a Canadian COPS shown here so we could see you in action dude!
yeah, I guess y'all don't get "To Serve and Protect" down there, eh?
hmm...maybe I'll do something to make the news this weekend... [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]
Is that a version of COPS for Canada?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm sure no drugs or alcohol were involved in that scenario. [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by cr0w:
I heard about a frantic 911 call from a 15-year-old boy who noticed some belly button lint and freaked out, calling and claiming that his insides were coming out through his belly button.