...What is your favorite line?
"Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking, just a moment. Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking, just a moment..."
Or any scene with the printer.
"PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?!"
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...What is your favorite line?
"Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking, just a moment. Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking, just a moment..."
Or any scene with the printer.
"PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?!"
nah, best has to be the "take 'em out back and beat it" printer scene in slo-mo
or the cordless screwdriver sequence [img]tongue.gif[/img]
The answering machine sequence:
"Uh..... Yeeeeah, it's not like a half day or anything"
"Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays"
I don't recall the exact lines, but the part where next-door neighbour is talking aboot "doing two chicks at once".
that, and "federal 'pound you in the ass' prison."
just that dude mumbling about the stapler, the cake and getting sent to the basement cracks me up
"I could put arsenic in the guacamole..."
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"what would you do with a million dollars?"Quote:
Originally posted by AcroPeek:
I don't recall the exact lines, but the part where next-door neighbour is talking aboot "doing two chicks at once".
that, and "federal 'pound you in the ass' prison."
"...two chicks at once, man"
"ummm... yeah... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on saturday... yeah.... ...and sunday..."
We used to talk like Lumbergh at work all the time.
"...yeah... that's be great... thanks..."
Also "I'm gonna be showing her my O-Face.... Oh... Oh... Oh..." [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
was just gonna mention the o-face. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
Someone mention the o-face?!? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
She gets around... like a record!
Mr. Stinkhead
I always liked when Peter's talking with another guy about Aniston's character sleeping with Lumburg and they're like, "Christ, the kids would've been born with hooves!"
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ March 09, 2005 11:17 PM: Message edited by: White Line Nightmare ]</font>
The psychiatrist's response after he tells him how he feels after coming home from work:
"That is just messed up..."
and
"...can you just zonk me out so I think I've been fishing all day?"
" two chicks at the same time...thats what id do"
"I told those ass clowns I liked Michael Bolton."
Ha Ha Ha! ...forgot about the Bolton stuff!
love it when he calls Michael Bolton "a no-talent Ass-bag".
"We're talking about a federal pound-you-in-the-ass penetentiary!"
Lawrence after Peter tells him he'd do absolutely nothing if he had a million dollars:
"Hell, you don't need a million dollars to do that man. Look at my cousin, he don't do nothin' and he's broke as shit."
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">It's "stryctnine", actually. [img]tongue.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by AcroPeek:
"I could put arsenic in the guacamole..."
"I could have this place condemned..."
"I could write a letter to your board of tourism..."
[img]biggrin.gif[/img]
Just stumbled on this fan-film
TPS: Superfriend meets Office Space
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"The ratio of people to cake is too big." [img]biggrin.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by chaserfan:
just that dude mumbling about the stapler, the cake and getting sent to the basement cracks me up
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">BWAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAAA.... oh god... crying... haahaaa... [img]tongue.gif[/img]Quote:
good stuff!
AquaMan doing the o-face was classic. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
BWHAHAHAHAHA! LOVE IT!
Office Space is comedic genius, and remains one of my all-time favorites.
And this is a great page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151804/quotes
Lots of great ones there:
Bob Slydell: Milton Waddams.
Dom Portwood: Who's he?
Bob Porter: You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.
Dom Portwood: Oh, yeah.
Bob Slydell: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
Bob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him, but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
Bob Slydell: So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch.
Bill Lumbergh: Great.
Dom Portwood: So um, Milton has been let go?
Bob Slydell: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
Bob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end.
Oh God! forgot about this one:
You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
what was the MINIMUM # of pieces of flair?
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ March 10, 2005 09:41 PM: Message edited by: AcroPeek ]</font>
"He's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him."
"Fuckin A"
15, but pretty boy Brian had 37. [img]cool.gif[/img]
I thought it was 15.
funny thing here...
http://tinypic.com/231fys
http://tinypic.com/231fz6
Shadowrun Duels. Wolf Nev.
count the flair. [img]wink.gif[/img]
I seem to recall reading that this was done as a nod to the movie.
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ March 11, 2005 10:18 AM: Message edited by: AcroPeek ]</font>
"Why should I change my name?...hes the one who sucks."
WK puts a lot of subtle homages in their toys. I think that's one example for certain. Another is the Stick Horse and Coconut Halves Relics for Mage Knight. Wonder where they got that idea?
http://www.wizkidsgames.com/images/f...MKDR_R-110.jpg
http://www.wizkidsgames.com/images/f...MKDR_R-109.jpg
Know what I feel like doing tonight?
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No, that that. [img]wink.gif[/img]
Watch Office Space. Again. [img]cool.gif[/img]
... and then, that?
Nope. Too tired. [img]tongue.gif[/img]