That's Mayo as in May, not as in sandwich spread folks. So on this lucky 05-05-05, sit back with a Corona, drip some tequila into the coffee, and have a breakfast burrito. I threw some serapes on the floor, and there are free sombreros for everyone!
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That's Mayo as in May, not as in sandwich spread folks. So on this lucky 05-05-05, sit back with a Corona, drip some tequila into the coffee, and have a breakfast burrito. I threw some serapes on the floor, and there are free sombreros for everyone!
Guess you beat me on the opening while I was writting Chet [img]wink.gif[/img]
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Ooooooo.....look at all these people still sleeping, how sweet... [img]smile.gif[/img]
<font size="6">GET YOUR BUTTS OUT OF BED YOU LAZY BASTITCHS !!!!</font>
<font size="6">NOW, GIVE ME 60 PUSHUPS AND RUN FOR 15 MINUTES !!!</font>
Then, you guys will have your Low fat, Low sugar, cholesterol free breakfast and fruit juice. And of course, the coffee [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="6">TODAY IN HISTORY</font>
In 1821, Napoleon Bonaparte died in exile on the island of St. Helena.
In 1862, Mexican forces loyal to Benito Juarez defeated French troops sent by Napoleon III in the Battle of Puebla.
In 1925, John T. Scopes was arrested in Tennessee for teaching Darwin's theory of evolution.
In 1942, during World War II, Japanese forces landed on the Philippine island of Corregidor.
In 1945, in the only fatal attack of its kind during World War II, a Japanese balloon bomb exploded on Gearhart Mountain in Oregon, killing the pregnant wife of a minister and five children.
In 1955, West Germany became a sovereign state.
In 1955, the baseball musical "Damn Yankees" opened on Broadway.
On May 5, 1961, astronaut Alan B. Shepard Jr. became America's first space traveler as he made a 15-minute sub-orbital flight in a capsule launched from Cape Canaveral, Fla.
Today's Birthdays: Actress Ann B. Davis is 79. Actress Pat Carroll is 78. AFL-CIO president John J. Sweeney is 71. Saxophonist Ace Cannon is 71. Country singer-musician Roni Stoneman is 67. Actor Michael Murphy is 67. Actor Lance Henriksen is 65. Comedian-actor Michael Palin is 62. Actor Jean-Pierre Leaud is 61. Actor John Rhys-Davies is 61. Actor Roger Rees is 61. Actor Richard E. Grant is 48. Broadcast journalist John Miller is 47. Rock singer Ian McCulloch (Echo and the Bunnymen) is 46. NBC News anchor Brian Williams is 46. Actress Tina Yothers is 32. Singer Craig David is 24. Actress Danielle Fishel is 24. Rock singer Skye Sweetnam is 17.
Thought for Today: "When in doubt, duck." ? Malcolm Forbes, American publisher (1919-1990).
morning all..... i don't care what day it is i still want my donuts [img]wink.gif[/img] anyone up for a mexican flag?? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Morning folks!
*walks in with 5 jars of Helman's*
What?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hel-Hel-HElman's! Die Wurst f?r Dich und Mich! [img]tongue.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
Morning folks!
*walks in with 5 jars of Helman's*
What?
Morning All.
Cup of mayo please. [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hel-Hel-HElman's! Die Wurst f?r Dich und Mich! [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">oooookay.....double what now?Quote:
Originally posted by Ripper B:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Andyman:
Morning folks!
*walks in with 5 jars of Helman's*
What?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hel-Hel-HElman's! Die Wurst f?r Dich und Mich! [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">oooookay.....double what now?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Helman's is a brand of Wieners here in Germany, hahaQuote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Ripper B:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Andyman:
Morning folks!
*walks in with 5 jars of Helman's*
What?
I was singing their jingle [img]wink.gif[/img]
Good morning folks!
*does push-up for MM4*
Man.. I was already sore from last night...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hel-Hel-HElman's! Die Wurst f?r Dich und Mich! [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">oooookay.....double what now?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Helman's is a brand of Wieners here in Germany, hahaQuote:
Originally posted by Ripper B:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Andyman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Ripper B:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Andyman:
Morning folks!
*walks in with 5 jars of Helman's*
What?
I was singing their jingle [img]wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well the best translation I could come up with is, "I die worst for dick in Michigan". [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hel-Hel-HElman's! Die Wurst f?r Dich und Mich! [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">oooookay.....double what now?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Helman's is a brand of Wieners here in Germany, hahaQuote:
Originally posted by Ripper B:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Andyman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Ripper B:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Andyman:
Morning folks!
*walks in with 5 jars of Helman's*
What?
I was singing their jingle [img]wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ist das wie Bratwurst? Ja, das ist wie Bratwurst. ...
[img]tongue.gif[/img]
...not bad...really not bad at all! hahaha [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...you smoke?Quote:
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">By picking up the phones ?Quote:
Originally posted by grail:
Good morning folks!
*does push-up for MM4*
Man.. I was already sore from last night...
[img]tongue.gif[/img] Flojo.....
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Cigarillos, occasionallyQuote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...you smoke?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">By picking up the phones ?Quote:
Originally posted by MM4 in the rocks:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by grail:
Good morning folks!
*does push-up for MM4*
Man.. I was already sore from last night...
[img]tongue.gif[/img] Flojo.....</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm not even lifting the phone, I have a headset at work [img]tongue.gif[/img]
I'm sore because last night before my kung-fu class I did some weight training... it had been such a long time since I've picked up a dumbell... it's pathetic...
...you shouldn't smoke. *pulls out Camel non-filters, lights one* Its bad for your overall health, *takes long drag* and it can cause lung cancer *coughs up something wet, black*. So, y'know...stop it. [img]wink.gif[/img]
What's this about Germany banning smoking whilst driving? That's un-American! ...wait... [img]redface.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">tell THAT to my asthma [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...you shouldn't smoke. *pulls out Camel non-filters, lights one* Its bad for your overall health, *takes long drag* and it can cause lung cancer *coughs up something wet, black*. So, y'know...stop it. [img]wink.gif[/img]
What's this about Germany banning smoking whilst driving? That's un-American! ...wait... [img]redface.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]
well, I am non-alcoholic, so I guess I can level that out with a bad habit that does NOT fuck up my liver haha.
smoking whilst driving, phoning whilst driving...
they say it distracts people from driving properly. Who understands politicians anyway?
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ May 05, 2005 08:52 AM: Message edited by: Ripper B ]</font>
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">By picking up the phones ?Quote:
Originally posted by grail:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by MM4 in the rocks:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by grail:
Good morning folks!
*does push-up for MM4*
Man.. I was already sore from last night...
[img]tongue.gif[/img] Flojo.....</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm not even lifting the phone, I have a headset at work [img]tongue.gif[/img]
I'm sore because last night before my kung-fu class I did some weight training... it had been such a long time since I've picked up a dumbell... it's pathetic...</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">8 minutes Kung Fu ? I like that video along with 8 minutes abs [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">tell THAT to my asthma [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Ripper B:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...you shouldn't smoke. *pulls out Camel non-filters, lights one* Its bad for your overall health, *takes long drag* and it can cause lung cancer *coughs up something wet, black*. So, y'know...stop it. [img]wink.gif[/img]
What's this about Germany banning smoking whilst driving? That's un-American! ...wait... [img]redface.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]
well, I am non-alcoholic, so I guess I can level that out with a bad habit that does NOT fuck up my liver haha.
smoking whilst driving, phoning whilst driving...
they say it distracts people from driving properly. Who understands politicians anyway?
<font color="#cd6600"><font size="1">[ May 05, 2005 08:52 AM: Message edited by: Ripper B ]</font></font></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I hear driving on the left side of the road is distracting. [img]wink.gif[/img]
[img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] What side do Germans drive?
right side.
Mornin' All!
** burbs up Chorrizo e juevos **
God bless, that stinks [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
Good Cinco de Mayo breakfast going down, but if the burbs smell this bad I feel for the guy 2 doors down in about an hour or two. [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Ripper B:
right side.
Riiiiight.....
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"Chorrizo e juevos" ??? [img]confused.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by macabeee:
Mornin' All!
** burbs up Chorrizo e juevos **
God bless, that stinks [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
Good Cinco de Mayo breakfast going down, but if the burbs smell this bad I feel for the guy 2 doors down in about an hour or two. [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
Chorizo y huevos !!!! [img]mad.gif[/img]
<font size="1">Deutschlanders....</font>
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">more like 2hours of k-fuQuote:
Originally posted by MM4 in the rocks:
8 minutes Kung Fu ? I like that video along with 8 minutes abs [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">more like 2hours of k-fu</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Wait until you see my butt. Hard rock !!!Quote:
Originally posted by grail:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by MM4 in the rocks:
8 minutes Kung Fu ? I like that video along with 8 minutes abs [img]tongue.gif[/img]
I can break bricks.....well....almost [img]redface.gif[/img]
*Prepares Vick vapor rub
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...good point. Well...good enow for me, anyway. But hey! At least yer not fat. [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Ripper B:
tell THAT to my asthma [img]wink.gif[/img]
well, I am non-alcoholic, so I guess I can level that out with a bad habit that does NOT fuck up my liver haha.
While I was on vacation I actually saw you butt [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Brick don't need to be afraid of being broken.. [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...alright, children...today's lesson is about "Too Much Information". Can anyone identify the example above...? [img]confused.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by grail:
While I was on vacation I actually saw you butt [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]confused.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by grail:
While I was on vacation I actually saw you butt [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Brick don't need to be afraid of being broken.. [img]wink.gif[/img]
Shut up !!!
*forces Grail inside freezer an lock it
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Sausage and eggs.... that better?Quote:
Originally posted by MM4 in the rocks:
"Chorrizo e juevos" ??? [img]confused.gif[/img]
Chorizo y huevos !!!! [img]mad.gif[/img]
<font size="1">Deutschlanders....</font>
<font size="1">And who you callin' a Deutschlander....I'm a Michigander</font>
It may not be able to break them, but my ass sure can shit bricks! [img]wink.gif[/img]
Happy Cinco y'all. Shouldn't this be a bigger deal around these parts? [img]confused.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What's wrong with being a tad robust?? [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
At least yer not fat. [img]wink.gif[/img]
Where's Bio when you need him to sit on someone?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...alright, children...today's lesson is about "Too Much Information". Can anyone identify the example above...? [img]confused.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*from inside freezer*Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by grail:
While I was on vacation I actually saw you butt [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Lol!
*use emergencie door release to the freezer door*
see, I learned something useful while I was working at Mcdo...
*walks in, looks around, strips*
can I get a frappacino over here?
failing that, an Al Pacino?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What's wrong with being a tad robust?? [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by macabeee:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
At least yer not fat. [img]wink.gif[/img]
Where's Bio when you need him to sit on someone?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Nothing, so long as you remain fully clothed at all times. [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Have no fear, my gut and ass have both been the same pasty shade of white for years!Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
Nothing, so long as you remain fully clothed at all times. [img]wink.gif[/img]
*insert witty spanish comment here*
Morning. I'll have some English tea and Canadian bacon please. [img]tongue.gif[/img]