Joke

I posted this on Myspace...but thought I'd post it here as well...haha.
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Two Guys are standing on the curb when a Pizza Delivery Guy pulls up and offers them a ride. One of the Guys is holding a pair of drumsticks, and the other is carrying a guitar. Who is the professional musician?

The Pizza Delivery Guy.

How Many?

None,.. they have a machine that does it now..

A guy walks into a bar... and says "Ouch!"

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

When I die, I want to go like my Dad,.. peacefully,.. in his sleep. Not like his passengers.

Subject: Email to the wrong wife!!!!
Email to the wrong wife
This is voted as the best e-mail joke in Australia in 2001.
After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle man
departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife the
next day at the conclusion of her business trip to Minneapolis. They were
looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together.
Unfortunately, there was some sort of mix up at the boarding gate, and the
man was told he would have to wait for a later flight. He tried to appeal to
a supervisor but was told the airline was not responsible for the problem
and it would do no good to complain.
Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered that Miami Beach was
having a heat wave, and its weather was almost as uncomfortably hot as
Seattle's was cold. The desk clerk gave him a message that his wife would
arrive as planned. He could hardly wait to get to the pool area to cool off,
and quickly sent his wife an e-mail, but due to his haste, he made an error
in the e-mail address.
His message therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preacher's wife
whose even older husband had died only the day before. When the grieving
widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out an
anguished scream, and fell to the floor dead. Her family rushed to her room
where they saw this message on the screen:
Dearest wife,
Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got checked in. Some confusion at
the gate. Appeal was denied. Received confirmation of your arrival
tomorrow.
Your loving husband.
P.S. Things are not as we thought. You're going to be surprised at how hot
it is down here.

LMFAO....good one Andy! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Two elephants walk off a cliff - boom boom!

A little boy looks up at his father and says:
'Dad, I don't want a bike for Xmas anymore.'
The Dad says, 'Why not?' The boy replies, 'Because
I've found one behind the wardrobe.'

D.

LOL!!!

Here's one for you "THINK YOU'RE TOUGH AND MACHO , I AM KING" Guys.

A big tough macho guy married a good-looking gal and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:

"Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?"

His lovely new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at eight o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."

Funny. My favourite so far is the 'wrong email'
one.

D.