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I always thought that golf was a silly game where grown men chased around a little white ball dressed up in knickers. But while I was in Virginia, my co-worked took me out to play. Chris explained that golf was not about chasing a little white ball, but drinking beer, smoking cigars and enjoying some fresh air with friends. I have to admit he was 100% correct.
Here is a picture of me playing golf with friends:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...7Image0011.jpg
I'm not a golfer, but hey, have at it and have a good time.
By the way, who's the honey in the middle of the picture?
She's kinda cute!
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I played Saturday afternoon. Thank God for the beer cart. I play much better once I get loosened up. Maybe next time I'll have a cigar.
Another plus - golf courses are beautiful. Lakes, mature trees, flowers - a slice of heaven.
Now if I could just work on my swing. [img]confused.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">She drove the beer cart.Quote:
Originally posted by cincygreg:
By the way, who's the honey in the middle of the picture?
She's kinda cute!
[img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]cool.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]
Dammit Trav, you just blew one of the best kept secrets in America. Now the golf courses are going to be much more crowded. [img]mad.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">She's the reason for playing golf.Quote:
Originally posted by cincygreg:
By the way, who's the honey in the middle of the picture?
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Actually, she's the reason for having another [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">She's the reason for playing golf.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What in God's Name is her reason?Quote:
Originally posted by gae:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by cincygreg:
By the way, who's the honey in the middle of the picture?
[img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]cool.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]
Cap'n, you'd have to ummm... live on this side of the street to see the appeal of of such an employee to middle aged men with expense accounts.
To wit: Trav was gone a month, and told me how beautiful Virginia is. Other than the pictures he took for work, he came home with two or three of the golf course and 8 of Jen-the-beer-girl.
Golf is ridiculous. I play it every now and then, but it sucks and I hate it. The only thing I like about it is when the gators creep out of the marsh and eat the golfer's leg or arm off.
You see whizbang, we heterosexual males like girls. We like girls with [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img] even more. And when we find those girls attractive, well then it's a win win win situation. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
You have to understand that men who like women, such as most of us on the board, ten to appreciate a woman that we find attractive. Even, if like Trav, there is a woman at home waiting.
Women who like men do it too. They will often times check out a guy even if they are happily married or in a relationship.
It's completely normal for a man to notice a woman and find her attractive or fun or funny.
I'm sure that homosexuals do it too. I'm sure if a gay guy sees a guy he thinks is hot, he'll give a double take.
Same thing for lesbians.
Do you understand now?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You have a flair for the obvious.Quote:
Originally posted by cincygreg:
You see whizbang, we heterosexual males like girls. We like girls with [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img] even more. And when we find those girls attractive, well then it's a win win win situation. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
You have to understand that men who like women, such as most of us on the board, ten to appreciate a woman that we find attractive. Even, if like Trav, there is a woman at home waiting.
Women who like men do it too. They will often times check out a guy even if they are happily married or in a relationship.
It's completely normal for a man to notice a woman and find her attractive or fun or funny.
I'm sure that homosexuals do it too. I'm sure if a gay guy sees a guy he thinks is hot, he'll give a double take.
Same thing for lesbians.
Do you understand now?
I asked what's *her* reason for being on the course. That's much less obvious.
Her reason? Money. She drives the beer cart.
If you liked girls, you'd understand.
Forget it gae. He's way too stupid to figure that out.
She ri=des around the course in a cart selling beer, or has a spot on the course where she sells it. Not really that tough to figure out.
<font color="#FFFFAA" size="1">[ June 07, 2005 12:33 PM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>
hmmmm...should I be concerned with jumper's recent interest in golf???
I guess I will be when trav starts calling on Sat mornings to go golfing!