And all this time I thought it was the butler. [img]wink.gif[/img]
Jesus died of a blood clot
<font size="1">(I don't have any toy talk so it was either this, politics or gun control)</font>
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And all this time I thought it was the butler. [img]wink.gif[/img]
Jesus died of a blood clot
<font size="1">(I don't have any toy talk so it was either this, politics or gun control)</font>
Please! No gun control talk! [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]
Weird. I always thought the assumption was that he died of asphyxiation. Usually crucifixion caused your lungs to compress and you basically suffocate. [img]confused.gif[/img]
Oh right, like how many times have YOU been crucified?
(that should stir up the pot a little [img]wink.gif[/img] )
I was crucified once... by... by Morgan Fiarchild... yeah that's it...
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And by my ex wife. [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
That's nothing. When I was a kid, I got crucified twice each day walking to school uphill in a snowstorm both ways!
Crucifin' just ain't what it used to be. [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]
Yeah, well.... [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] I got crucified on the moon! By moon people! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Pfffft! I got crucified on the moon by invading Martians AND I LIKED IT!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Damn! That'd be cool! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
Pfffft! I got crucified on the moon by invading Martians AND I LIKED IT!
Why would Martians invade the moon? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
Hey - that's a subject for a whole nother thread. [img]eek.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I could tell ya...but then I'd have to kill ya. [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Dajistano?:
Why would Martians invade the moon? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
Crucifixion is overrated. Getting stabbed with a dagger is way worse.
/misquoted Python reference
"Always look on the briiiiiiiiight side of life"
http://www.einhorn-film.at/filme_klm...of_brian_2.jpg
I saw that in today's paper too Andy.
I think they should figure out what killed Ceasar next. I'll bet it was chronic diarhea rather than the 23-1/2 stab wounds.
I think Ceaser was just allergic to broze! or to whatever those daggers were made of...
...maybe he was allergic to Morgan Fairchild?
...wait...
Caesar died of a pressurized fecal impaction that exploded within himself when the first dagger punctured his organs.
The rest of the stabs were redundant.
So... Caesar really was full of shit.
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ June 09, 2005 09:41 AM: Message edited by: Dajistano? ]</font>