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Morning All.
Thought i would pop in again and let you all know how im doing, my pc should be fixed soon, my dad is rebuilding it for me but it's a piece by piece thing, im hoping by next week to have it up and running.
So i should be back home soon, i got the coffee ready and i couldn't find any donuts, but i did find jor fruit roll up stash, so enjoy and hope to be back with you guys soon.
Our new waitress has something that will wake up all those sleepyheads for you...
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Morning folks! Hope you get back real soon GD.
Um Chet? Why am I sitting on a lube rack? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
Did you want us to rotate your tires while you're here?
I am not even going to comment on the condition of your ball joint, that was covered in yesterday's coffeshop.
Well the ol' drive shaft has been making squeaking noises lately and the tires are a little soft.
what!! no donuts [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img]
hey [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img] i was wondering where my jelly was [img]wink.gif[/img]
No worries folks! Ingrid is just using that grease gun to fill the jelly donuts.
http://www.bulls2.com/Sweets/donut202.jpg
Mort, while you're enjoying our jelly donuts, do you want us to check under your hood? [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You do that, I'll check out the rack and pinion steering.Quote:
Originally posted by That Chet Guy:
Mort, while you're enjoying our jelly donuts, do you want us to check under your hood? [img]wink.gif[/img]
Mind if we take a look at your trunk? [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You do that, I'll check out the rack and pinion steering.Quote:
Originally posted by Return of the KK:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by That Chet Guy:
Mort, while you're enjoying our jelly donuts, do you want us to check under your hood? [img]wink.gif[/img]
Mind if we take a look at your trunk? [img]wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I don't know if she'll let you look there, KK. I heard she has junk in her trunk. [img]wink.gif[/img]
OK, we'll leave the trunk. But we're gonna have to adjust your headlights Mort.
**turns down thermostat**
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Why are my nipples suddenly hard?
We can't put grease on the nipples if they're soft. Sheesh, you sound liek you never got a lube job before!
*good morning to you...good morning to you...bright happy faces and bright shiny places! good morning to you!!!*
speaking of computers...I'm having a Mac delivered today...that's right, bitches...a MAC.
Jeezuz Chet, we're never gonna get repeat customers if you keep using vise grips as a nipple tweeker. You may see DA hanging around a lot more, but the rest won't like it.
i like it.
I wonder if GD has any idea how much we trashed the place? Maybe opening the coffee shop next to a strip club and a porn shop wasn't such a good idea. [img]wink.gif[/img]
Well, to go with today's theme....
http://www.20six.de/pub/NihonNoNeko/witz_dildo.jpg
**starts shaking finger at red X**
I take you out to visit my friends, tell them good you are, and you do THIS TO ME!!!! YOU'RE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO EVERYONE THAT KNOWS YOU!!!! YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT!!!!
CK and KK: We already have a warehouse full of boxes with red Xs.
NR: I have an extra button on my mouse I can sell you! [img]wink.gif[/img]
that kid has a dick on his head. seriously.
Hey guys... If you can imagine this.... My figure cannibalization and customizing has transmogrified into my Guitar Building.
I've got bodies, necks, hardware, and electronics in drawers, boxes, cases, and lined up against the wall.
Here's my latest project....
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Yes, the top is perfectly smooth... it's called "Spalted Maple" which is where highly figured wood (crazy wood grain) is stabilized at a particular temperature and moisture right when it first starts to rot. It marblizes the wood and looks quite stunning when finished in lacquer or varnish. [img]smile.gif[/img]
I've got some ebay seller trying to tell me that it'll cost $45 to ship the Santa's Sleigh set from Playing Mantis's Rudolph line. On USPS's website it says that and 8lb box set to me via air mail would be less that $22. If she doesn't smarten up, she's not gonna get paid. [img]mad.gif[/img]
Umm............ so, where are the wings?
Rotted wood? Ah, you must be playing PUNK music! (look it up, folks)
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Morning all,
Hope you feel better GD!!!!! get well soon budddy [img]smile.gif[/img]
coffee me up!!
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Saving that for my Flying V. [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Return of the KK:
Umm............ so, where are the wings?
Flying V?
You're making a guitar inspired by the Mighty Ducks movie??!?!??!
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>Jams a Randy Rhodes pointy V through KK's head.<
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I've got a head like a concrete block, so it'd take more that a guitar the go through this puppy.