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August 7th, 2005, 02:13 PM
Tortricidae

but I find this to be hilarious:

http://www.k12.nf.ca/woodlandelem/our_school/dildo.html

"Our community of Dildo is situated in a deep narrow cove at the
entrance point of Dildo Arm, Dildo and South Dildo"
August 7th, 2005, 02:57 PM
chaserfan

good guy I'd lie about where I came from! what's next? vagina bay and penis island!?? who names these places?
August 7th, 2005, 04:54 PM
Moviemaniac4

Imagine the sign at the entrance of the city

"Dildo population...."

But that can improve tourism....how about a trip to "Asshole" lagoon [img]tongue.gif[/img]
August 7th, 2005, 04:57 PM
Street Worm

"Topic: I'm not immature, I swear"

I hear ya~ [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

[ August 07, 2005 01:58 PM: Message edited by: Street Worm ]
August 7th, 2005, 04:58 PM
grifterR1

I wonder if they have any double-ended streets in town? [img]wink.gif[/img]
August 7th, 2005, 05:21 PM
chaserfan

*take a left on vibrating lane and go straight to butt plug avenue. turn right on orgasmic avenue and you should be right at the best little whore house in Dildo
August 7th, 2005, 05:24 PM
Moviemaniac4

Quote:

Originally posted by chaserfan:
*take a left on vibrating lane and go straight to butt plug avenue. turn right on orgasmic avenue and you should be right at the best little whore house in Dildo

Don't forget to take a dip in the ass hole lake
August 7th, 2005, 05:27 PM
grail25

Quote:

Don't forget to take a dip in the ass hole lake

Why do you really want to go there??

Oh well... don't answer that, maybe it's better that way...

[img]tongue.gif[/img]
August 7th, 2005, 05:30 PM
Peter Peeker

HA!
August 7th, 2005, 05:33 PM
Moviemaniac4

Quote:

Originally posted by grail:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Don't forget to take a dip in the ass hole lake

Why do you really want to go there??

Oh well... don't answer that, maybe it's better that way...

[img]tongue.gif[/img] <hr /></blockquote>Well, the Dildo citizens seams to like it

[img]tongue.gif[/img]
August 7th, 2005, 05:37 PM
grail25

Maybe we should all move there... I'm sure they like having some new citizens moving in...
August 7th, 2005, 08:07 PM
Dajistano

The town's car lot could have a double-meaning:

"Take It Up The Ass" Ford.
August 7th, 2005, 09:58 PM
0193081

Quote:

Originally posted by chaserfan:
good guy I'd lie about where I came from! what's next? vagina bay and penis island!?? who names these places?

I'm sure it was probably founded long before "dildos" came to be.
August 7th, 2005, 10:14 PM
Dajistano

Ah, the question:

Dildo- Which came first? The town or the phallus?
August 8th, 2005, 02:34 AM
chaserfan

If we go live there do we get to go over to the gals place so they can show us their "toys" and demonstrate how they play with them [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/martini.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/party.gif[/img]
August 8th, 2005, 12:28 PM
Spore

I wonder what the souvenier T-Shirts say?
August 8th, 2005, 12:43 PM
Peter Peeker

Quote:

Originally posted by Peter Hoffman:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by chaserfan:
good guy I'd lie about where I came from! what's next? vagina bay and penis island!?? who names these places?

I'm sure it was probably founded long before "dildos" came to be.<hr /></blockquote>dildos existed before the white man came to North America, so I think you are wrong.
plus, they're Newfies. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Spore, as for the shirts, I think they'd go like this:
"I went to Dildo, Newfoundland, and all I got was a large plastic penis shoved up my backside."
August 8th, 2005, 12:46 PM
KillerKanuck

So, are they Dildoans, Dildoians, Dildonites........ enquiring minds want to know.
August 8th, 2005, 12:48 PM
Peter Peeker

I like the sound of Dildonites...very Trek-ish. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
August 8th, 2005, 12:49 PM
Darkest Angel

...I'm thinkin' "Dildonians".
August 8th, 2005, 12:50 PM
KillerKanuck

Quote:

Originally posted by Peeker:
I like the sound of Dildonites...very Trek-ish. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

Bones...... I don't........ understand....... These women can......... resist my......... natural charisma.......... They must find pleasure........... elsewhere.
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a sexual therapist.
August 8th, 2005, 12:53 PM
KillerKanuck

Here's the high school team mascot, Dildo Head, and 2 lonely cheerleaders.

http://www.costumes.org/shows/lysist...6/dress002.jpg
August 8th, 2005, 12:54 PM
baimun

I want to hear the car ads...

"I bought my 05 Probe at Dildo Ford... across from the Ram dealer." [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[ August 08, 2005 09:55 AM: Message edited by: B?im?n ]
August 8th, 2005, 12:56 PM
Peter Peeker

HAHAHA!
August 8th, 2005, 12:59 PM
Moviemaniac4

I want to see you guys wearing a dildo cap !!!

[ August 08, 2005 10:00 AM: Message edited by: MM4 ]
August 8th, 2005, 01:04 PM
KillerKanuck

Town slogans:
"Dildo - Come Once, and You'll Keep Coming"
"You Always Leave Dildo with a Smile on Your Face"
"When you Think of Happiness, Think of Dildo"
August 8th, 2005, 01:30 PM
sculpey

I'm just curious as to what the original search was about that lead to this discovery.
August 8th, 2005, 01:40 PM
Peter Peeker

hey, yeah! [img]eek.gif[/img]
August 8th, 2005, 02:06 PM
Andyman

I've believe the Dildo was an ancient bird that had sex simply for pleasure. They died out because they weren't actually reproducing.
August 8th, 2005, 04:05 PM
Spore

Close, Andy.

The Dildo was a bird... they flourished throught the Eastern continent until the rise of mankind. Their long necks and bulbous heads proved all too enticing and the spicies essentially died of suffocation.

[img]tongue.gif[/img]
August 8th, 2005, 04:11 PM
Andyman

Quote:

Originally posted by Spore:
Close, Andy.

The Dildo was a bird... they flourished throught the Eastern continent until the rise of mankind. Their long necks and bulbous heads proved all too enticing and the spicies essentially died of suffocation.

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

That was the Dodo you dildo! [img]wink.gif[/img]
August 8th, 2005, 05:29 PM
Dajistano

This is a strangely fascinating thread. [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
August 8th, 2005, 09:34 PM
Tortricidae

Quote:

Originally posted by sculpey:
I'm just curious as to what the original search was about that lead to this discovery.

heheh..someone posted it on the beadwork newsgroup I read. I figured I'd share it with you all. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
August 9th, 2005, 12:44 AM
0193081

"Beadwork", eh? [img]eek.gif[/img]
August 9th, 2005, 02:25 AM
toymank

Quote:

Originally posted by Peter Hoffman:
"Beadwork", eh? [img]eek.gif[/img]

yeah. y'know, like your anal beads.
August 9th, 2005, 11:18 AM
Michael Crawford

You know how people always claim weird foreign names that sound funky, but you always wonder if they're true? Well, I've learned that at least some times they are.

We have a woman working for us now from India. Her surname is, I swear to God, Dikshit. And yes, it's pronounced EXACTLY as it's spelled. Thank God it's not her first name, because I'd never make it through a conversation with her.

BTW, she appears to have no clue as to the humorous and crude nature of her name, which makes it all the funnier.

Michael
MWC
August 9th, 2005, 12:45 PM
The Mighty Wolf

Quote:

Originally posted by Michael Crawford:
You know how people always claim weird foreign names that sound funky, but you always wonder if they're true? Well, I've learned that at least some times they are.

We have a woman working for us now from India. Her surname is, I swear to God, Dikshit. And yes, it's pronounced EXACTLY as it's spelled. Thank God it's not her first name, because I'd never make it through a conversation with her.

BTW, she appears to have no clue as to the humorous and crude nature of her name, which makes it all the funnier.

Michael
MWC

Well in Argentina there was a soccer player by the name of "Amocatso"! In Italian and in exact spelling "Amo" means "I love" and "Catso" means "Cock"!!!