...might as well get this over with...

...alright, girls, just settle down, its nothing bad. Much as I despise discussing my personal life on the interweb, I just figure I need to let you all know some little something so nobody gets her panties in a knot later on down the road, or suffers any undue emotional trauma and so forth.

So...

If Dark Angel just kinda...disappears...in the next thirty days or so...don't fret. I'm not dead. I'm just...sleeping.

Now I know yer all going to wonder what the hell I am talking about, and so you'll have lots of questions that I will probably ignore. That's OK. I will seriously consider answering at least a few, assuming you practice the good grammar and spelling I have attempted to teach you. [img]wink.gif[/img]

In any case, I intend to carry on as normal. That includes regular *smish!*ings.

[img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]

well then i will come right out and ask.....
where the hell do you think you are going HHHHHHMMMMMMMMM [img]eek.gif[/img]

Temporary disappearance or permanent? C'mon demon! A little more info please, so I can ask the proper inane questions!

Mort, I don't honestly know where I might be going, other than "away".

Fluff, I don't have an answer to that question, either.

Maybe I will know more to tell in the future. But I really don't have much to say beyond what is above for now.

Sorry, kids.

I'm assuming "if" is an operative word here.

Witness relocation or the big house?

And don't worry, I'll make sure Andy gets his regular smishings.
And I'll keep his water and food bowls full. Somebody else in gonna have to bath him though.

Have a good "away" time I guess [img]smile.gif[/img]

I'll miss the resident Demon of the board... [img]confused.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

FINALLY !!!!

Err....I mean....


Getting married ? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Have as much fun as can be had in "away"

And send a postcard!

I might have a few questions for ya, but they are nothing for a bb-board

...you know, trying to maintain an air of mystery around you people is like trying to cut off a victim's limb with a butter knife...

...let's just say I am going into the West. [img]wink.gif[/img]

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[QB...let's just say I am going into the West. [img]wink.gif[/img] [/QB]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">California?

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Lay down, your sweet and weary head.
Night is falling.
You 've come to journey?s end.

Sleep now, and dream of the ones who came before.
They are calling, from across a distant shore.
Why do you weep?
What are these tears upon your face?
Soon you will see.
All of your fears will pass away.
Safe in my arms, you?re only sleeping.

What can you see,on the horizon?
Why do the white gulls call?
Across the sea,a pale moon rises.
The ships have come,to carry you home.

And all will turn, to silver glass.
A light on the water.
All souls pass.

Hope fades,Into the world of night.
Through shadows falling,out of memory and time.

Don?t say, We have come now to the end.
White shores are calling.
You and I will meet again.
And you?ll be here in my arms,
Just sleeping.

What can you see,on the horizon?
Why do the white gulls call?
Across the sea,a pale moon rises.
The ships have come,to carry you home.

And all will turn, to silver glass.
A light on the water.
Grey ships pass

Into the west...

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...you know, trying to maintain an air of mystery around you people is like trying to cut off a victim's limb with a butter knife...

...let's just say I am going into the West. [img]wink.gif[/img]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">To diminish?

...that's not a bad idea. Does Cali have an opening for a blindingly handsome entity of pure evil?

...what am I saying? Its Cali. Of course it does!

But I would prefer a colder climate. Maybe I should go into the Northwest. It doesn't quite have the same ring to it--hey, look! Unintended pun!--but all the same...

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...let's just say I am going into the West. [img]wink.gif[/img]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">To diminish?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...assuming by "diminish" you mean "bang hot elf chicks", then yes. [img]wink.gif[/img]

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Andyman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...let's just say I am going into the West. [img]wink.gif[/img]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">To diminish?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...assuming by "diminish" you mean "bang hot elf chicks", then yes. [img]wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">elfs got fucking stupid ears...

It's all pretty simple really... it's one of those restriction things...

DA is allowed to roam the Earth causing destruction and panic, but every couple hundred years he has to hibernate for 30 days or he himself will become that which he dispises most... a mortal... [img]eek.gif[/img]

*imagines DA with short hair in a chaingang*

but if you leave, who will be my fajita?

Hmm.... I didn't know that Betty Ford had a program for Toy Collecting and Soul Eating.

Best of Luck in your endeavour, DA. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hey guys... while he's gone... let's re-wallpaper the coffee shop for him.... something warm and cozy.... I'm thinking bears and bunnies.... you know, they could be humping or something... [img]wink.gif[/img]

That fight against extradition didn't work out?

wow dude that sucks. it wont be the same without you around even for that amount of time. youre part of our family and when one leaves it does make a difference. all I can say is that I hope nothing is really wrong and if you need someone to talk with or vent with, you can contact me. Hell come on down to Mo. and get away. all I want to know is will you really be coming back? and is there something I could help you with?

Dark Angel walking in Muscle Beach.....I need a postcard of that

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

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Dark Angel walking in Muscle Beach.....I need a postcard of that

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">http://www.bettybowers.com/graphics/new_man.gif

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by MM4 Rules:
Dark Angel walking in Muscle Beach.....I need a postcard of that

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">http://www.bettybowers.com/graphics/new_man.gif</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] Riiiiggghhhttt.......

If you are like Ripper, they will learn about floating seaweed [img]cool.gif[/img]

Heh. That's not me, that's those steroid beach boys.

Would you believe I had that Charles Atlas mail training ?

Man I was skinny on those days....but it seams I overdid it [img]cool.gif[/img]

Well I hope it's for pleasure and that you enjoy yourself.... [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] ...or as close as you come to that human emotion.

...silly foreigner! I think maybe you might have confused "blubber" with "muscle". [img]wink.gif[/img]

Anyway, guys...nothing terrible or unfortunate has befallen me. Just another one of life's changes. Nothing for anyone to get upset or worried about. You know what they say, demons always land on their hoofs... [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]

cool, thats good to hear. WAIT! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COME BACK AS THE PRINCESS OF DARKNESS ARE YOU!?!?!?! [img]eek.gif[/img]

...not that there is anything wrong with that

Site starts to smell like Hawaian Tropic and Sex Wax [img]eek.gif[/img]

and if you mix that with DA unnatural boddy odor..
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<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ August 30, 2005 11:55 AM: Message edited by: MM4 Rules ]</font>

Chaser beat me to it...

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cool, thats good to hear. WAIT! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COME BACK AS THE PRINCESS OF DARKNESS ARE YOU!?!?!?! [img]eek.gif[/img]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Naw, but I am getting a breast implant...I figure if I have one put on my left thigh, I will have something to do with both hands on those rare lonely nights... [img]wink.gif[/img]

I just got done PMing DA and here's the real scoop! He's gonna be pissed I spilled this but I just can't keep this to myself. It turns out his mom wants to convert the basement into a card room so the Ladies Auxilary have a place to play penuchle. So DA has to move out and get a...*gasp*....job! LOL! And all this time we all thought he had his own place! HAW!

[img]eek.gif[/img]

nice knowin' ya, Andy...

It was a goodbye present. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Fluffy knows how the game works, hehehe

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I just got done PMing DA and here's the real scoop! He's gonna be pissed I spilled this but I just can't keep this to myself. It turns out his mom wants to convert the basement into a card room so the Ladies Auxilary have a place to play penuchle. So DA has to move out and get a...*gasp*....job! LOL! And all this time we all thought he had his own place! HAW!

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I don't want to watch.............without some pop-corn !!!! Hold the fist DA !!!!