the size of my manhood!?!?! every day I get at least two or three emails from folks that really think mines too small when they've never even met me! and if its ok size, they're worried if I can keep it up long enough! WHO IS SPYING ON ME?!?!
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the size of my manhood!?!?! every day I get at least two or three emails from folks that really think mines too small when they've never even met me! and if its ok size, they're worried if I can keep it up long enough! WHO IS SPYING ON ME?!?!
<marquee>*closes out Yahoo! Mail window*</marquee>
You too?!? I thought I was the only one with a problem! [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]
It's the Viagra ones that bother me most.... are they able to see into my future?
I just want to know why they assume I like dirty asian sluts so much, when I clearly prefer soiled japenese whores!
ummmmmmmmmm..............
I must admit I feel like Charlie Brown on Halloween,
I only get mail from Mr. Mucus~
http://www.mucinex.com/images/mr-mucus_standing.jpg
What email are you people using?
I've never seen any like these in my Inbox. [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
I was once mistaken for having a ..... [img]redface.gif[/img] vagina once in an email. I went straight to the doctor to make sure this wasnt the case. I was assured that I did not have one, but he thought I should take this little blue pill and listen to the other emails [img]eek.gif[/img]
Chaser, first thing I'd do is make sure the mirror in my bathroom wasn't a two-way.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">At any point did he say, "I'm not really a doctor, but I have watched them on TV"?Quote:
Originally posted by Chaserfan:
I was once mistaken for having a ..... [img]redface.gif[/img] vagina once in an email. I went straight to the doctor to make sure this wasnt the case. I was assured that I did not have one, but he thought I should take this little blue pill and listen to the other emails [img]eek.gif[/img]
no but he kept dropping his stethoscope on the floor [img]confused.gif[/img]
AMERICAN DAD
- "I mean, if there are two ***, one has to have a v****a"
- "Yes, there has to be a v****a"
- "Yeah"
- "v****as are GREAT"
- "Yeah"
MM4, it's OK to say, "vagina".
You don't have to censor.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ok, but if Drau's kid starts talking about vaginas, its your fault [img]tongue.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Dajistano the Undead:
MM4, it's OK to say, "vagina".
You don't have to censor.
AMERICAN DAD
- "I mean, if there are two ***, one has to have a vagina"
- "Yes, there has to be a vagina"
- "Yeah"
- "vaginas are GREAT"
- "Yeah"
Okey-dokey. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
But I still haven't figured out what the "***" is... [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
Please......*cough* "men" *cough*
I am more concerned about the ones that want to sell me stuff to grow my boobs to make my man want to play with them [img]confused.gif[/img]
this is a little off Topic, but have any of you ever read an issue of Cosmo from cover to cover? now that's some wierd shit...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Couple of times at the dentist...Quote:
Originally posted by Avatar_of_Chaos:
this is a little off Topic, but have any of you ever read an issue of Cosmo from cover to cover? now that's some wierd shit...
Don't ever try reading one with the title "How to get a big man" while waiting
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I've been offered some really good deals on pills that make those grow!Quote:
Originally posted by -megalithanod:
I am more concerned about the ones that want to sell me stuff to grow my boobs to make my man want to play with them [img]confused.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Once in high school I thumbed through a copy.Quote:
Originally posted by Avatar_of_Chaos:
this is a little off Topic, but have any of you ever read an issue of Cosmo from cover to cover? now that's some wierd shit...
The only thing I remember (& I'll always remember) was an ad for *cue music*
NIPPELETTES (shown actual size)
which were, in fact, hard rubber nipples to wear on the outside of one's bra to look like you weren't wearing a bra [img]eek.gif[/img]
Outfuckingstanding!
We're worried about you too, Bri!
Actually more so about Cook [img]wink.gif[/img]
did you buy a pair?