Yup 3rd day in a row of peddling it to work. It actually wakes my arse up pretty good.
Donuts on the house today. Catapults are out back.
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Yup 3rd day in a row of peddling it to work. It actually wakes my arse up pretty good.
Donuts on the house today. Catapults are out back.
<font size="9"><font color="red">CATAPUUUUUUUUULTS!!!</font></font>
...yeah. I think I like this...I'm gonna whip you pukes into shape, that's what I'm gonna do...I'm gonna make men outta you nancyboys, and then, I'm gonna make an army outta you. And then, we march. We march on anyone or anything stupid enough to get in our way. We maim, we torture, we kill, until we take over all of Hostboard...and if those American Girl broads defy us, you know what we're gonna do, don't you...? We're gonna
<font size="9"><font color="red">KILL 'EM AAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!</font></font> [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]eek.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img] YEA!!!!! [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
<font size="9"><font color="red">CATAPUUUUUUUUULTS!!!</font></font>
...yeah. I think I like this...I'm gonna whip you pukes into shape, that's what I'm gonna do...I'm gonna make men outta you nancyboys, and then, I'm gonna make an army outta you. And then, we march. We march on anyone or anything stupid enough to get in our way. We maim, we torture, we kill, until we take over all of Hostboard...and if those American Girl broads defy us, you know what we're gonna do, don't you...? We're gonna
<font size="9"><font color="red">KILL 'EM AAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!</font></font> [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
Mort, you are my Warrior Queen! Try to teach these ladies to act like real men, will you? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]
[img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] ummmmmm....the catapults are just a means of getting to the donuts. They're not exactly "battle" worthy.
Morning All.
*has already loaded catapults with dead cows, has aimed them at "The Bean Scene" forum* Hmmm? What? Fluffy...do you really want to get in my way right now...? I mean...now? [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
*launches dead cows...which miss...and land in VTOTD thread*
...huh. OK, the short one is wise. Good thing TCM just replaces that thing everyday anyway. Bring me real catapults!!!
*tightens catapult lines*
Hop aboard, GD! Donuts are on the house today!
<font size="1">I think I got the coordinates right?</font>
Guitar of Deth! Report! How goes the battle on the front lines? [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]
i'll try real hard DA but ya know how these sissies are around here [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]
ummmm....DA? Care to explain this?
Dead Cow
Fluffy: ...umm...Democracy is hard. 9/11.
...what the hell, it works for that damn sock monkey in Washington.
[img]wink.gif[/img]
Mort: If anyone can do it, you can. [img]wink.gif[/img]
Well I scrounged around our catapult closet but all I could find was this. Have fun storming the castle, DA! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
http://www.iapht.unito.it/giocattoli...atapulta_s.jpg
*rips spoon free from base, picks Fluff up by the neck* Do you doubt my ability to seize absolute power through even the most modest means, Fluffles? I can kill a mortal 72 ways with this plastic spoon... [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I really do like your style...Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
<font size="9"><font color="red">CATAPUUUUUUUUULTS!!!</font></font>
...yeah. I think I like this...I'm gonna whip you pukes into shape, that's what I'm gonna do...I'm gonna make men outta you nancyboys, and then, I'm gonna make an army outta you. And then, we march. We march on anyone or anything stupid enough to get in our way. We maim, we torture, we kill, until we take over all of Hostboard...and if those American Girl broads defy us, you know what we're gonna do, don't you...? We're gonna
<font size="9"><font color="red">KILL 'EM AAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!</font></font> [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
*Salutes*
Reporting for duty SIR!
HA! My Legions grow! What happened to Guitar of Deth? Did I scare him off? Nevermind. Fluffy! I hereby name you court jester. Dance for our amusement! *conjures brass pole* [img]wink.gif[/img]
Mornin' Folks
It's no material 'till 2pm day [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
So coffee me up, please.........
(there's Nancy Boys here?) [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
*accidently knocks brass pole onto catapult launching Underoo Bandit into the donut pile on roof*
Fuckin' tights!
So Andyman.........
How do you stop for after work cocktails on a bike? [img]graemlins/martini.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Is it illegal to peddle and drink? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Street Worm:
So Andyman.........
How do you stop for after work cocktails on a bike? [img]graemlins/martini.gif[/img]
Uh...DA? another dead cow
Andy, we're gonna have to commandeer your bike.
Now if I can just figure out a way to mount this on it.
http://www.cruffler.com/MG34-0.jpg
'ning!
gotta fetch my fucking uniform from the dry cleaning. But apart from that I'm ready for the carnage
Holy crap, KK! With the recoil on that puppy, is there any chance of forward motion on my bike?
Great Plan Andyman.... now I'm camouflaged...
*come and get some donuts you sissy bastards* [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Pump those little legs!!! You can rest when your dead!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
Holy crap, KK! With the recoil on that puppy, is there any chance of forward motion on my bike?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*Gd crawls up*Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
*tightens catapult lines*
Hop aboard, GD! Donuts are on the house today!
<font size="1">I think I got the coordinates right?</font>
Is there still any glazed left?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*Gd fly's over front line*Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
Guitar of Deth! Report! How goes the battle on the front lines? [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]
There still fighting, and no signs of a glazed donut. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*Gd fly's over front line*Quote:
Originally posted by Guitar Of Deth?:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
Guitar of Deth! Report! How goes the battle on the front lines? [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]
There still fighting, and no signs of a glazed donut. [img]biggrin.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*BURP!*
Sorry about that... [img]redface.gif[/img]
**sniff..... sniff**
I love the smell of cruellers in the morning.
Smells like........ victory.
...alright, alright...it seems morale is getting low...form up, (sort-of) men and woman...yer commander has something to say...
<font size="9"><font color="red">MAKE THINGS DEAD!!!</font></font>
[img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Reporting for duty Commander!Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
<font size="9"><font color="red">CATAPUUUUUUUUULTS!!!</font></font>
...yeah. I think I like this...I'm gonna whip you pukes into shape, that's what I'm gonna do...I'm gonna make men outta you nancyboys, and then, I'm gonna make an army outta you. And then, we march. We march on anyone or anything stupid enough to get in our way. We maim, we torture, we kill, until we take over all of Hostboard...and if those American Girl broads defy us, you know what we're gonna do, don't you...? We're gonna
<font size="9"><font color="red">KILL 'EM AAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!</font></font> [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
I can play accordeon while whe march into battle!!!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...by the gods...what are we, animals? Some things are just too cruel, Grail. I'm sorry.Quote:
Originally posted by grail:
I can play accordeon while whe march into battle!!!
Now, who wants to stomp on cute babies with the Commander?
[img]wink.gif[/img]
WHAT THE.....??? [img]eek.gif[/img]
Andyma...er Fluffy reporting from behind enemy lines sir. We scored another direct hit!
another direct hit
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">FALL IN LINE, MAGGOT! Grab a broadsword and get slicing! WE ARE AT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by MM4 The good one:
WHAT THE.....??? [img]eek.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...by the gods...what are we, animals? Some things are just too cruel, Grail. I'm sorry.Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by grail:
I can play accordeon while whe march into battle!!!
Now, who wants to stomp on cute babies with the Commander?
[img]wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*kick dirt*
pfff... nobody can apreciate my art!!
But I'm in for stomping babies though.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Can we eat them instead? I'm starving...Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
Now, who wants to stomp on cute babies with the Commander?
[img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Can we eat them instead? I'm starving...</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...sure, but remember to go for the fresh ones. Try to tear them from the arms of their shrieking mothers if at all possible...Quote:
Originally posted by Underoo Bandit:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
Now, who wants to stomp on cute babies with the Commander?
[img]wink.gif[/img]
Commander DA, sir! Another thread has been hit! They're going down like flies <font size="1">on a dead cow.</font>
oh the horrors!
What about in the womb... they don't get any fresher than that...