True lies about Dulc

I don't want to say too much, so I'll let the rest of you put together the pieces.

Screwdrivers.
Lingerie
Mullet lust.

As promised, I'm not saying a WORD about you changing you shirt right there in the bar. Not one word. Nope. Not me.

So Dulc had some guy with a mullet lick a screwdriver off of her lingerie clad body in the bar [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

Good for her! [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

"It's your thang, do what you wanna do..." [img]wink.gif[/img]

I'm not saying nothin' Greg. Not a word from me about anything. Particularly not the naked chicks. Or Dulc waving the dollar bills.

Nope. Not me. My lips are sealed.

So there were naked chicks selling screrwdrivers to anyone with a dollar in lingerie with a mullet. [img]tongue.gif[/img]


Sounds kinda kinky [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]redface.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]

<font color="#FFFFAA" size="1">[ September 15, 2005 09:00 PM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>

Well, Gae, you must admit that she looked really HOT in those bikini panties and camisole and 7 inch heels. ANYONE would let her lick a screwdriver off them. And she so did not have a mullet. Well, not much. She WAS pretty much "party in the front". You were the one who saw her and muttered something about push-up bras.

And YOU were the one who told me my shirt was unbecoming in a biker bar. I shiver to think how you MANIPULATED me.

And I swear, we only talked about collective nouns.

And oh yes, I should have shoved a dollar underneath one or the other strap. Wouldn't that have given Missy an eyeful now.

[img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

Bunch of teases....all of you! [img]wink.gif[/img]

So you were mudwrestlin with a lingerie clad woman while wasted on sscrewdrivers when a guy with a mullet doused you both with a bucket of cold water and then you cleaned yourselves off for him in slow motion while gae tipped the waitress by putting money in her bra?

So a dancing bear wearing cheech marins old combat tutu was doing the limbo with a bunch of lingerie clad women with money in their brastraps while dulc and gae squirted them with supersoakers full of screwdrivers while two guys with mullets held the limbo pole while humming the theme from my three sons? [img]confused.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

<font color="#FFFFAA" size="1">[ September 16, 2005 01:07 PM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>

Greg...

You are SOOOO not right..http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_20_1.gif

Oh, I get it. More like this?

So a gogo boot weraing pig on a skateboard runs into the dancing bear while trying to complete the slalom of empty beer bottles set up by the lingerie clad limbo dancers who were now so soaked with srewdrivers that they were literally sloshing about while the mullet head guys who were mumming the my three sons songs, took a coupole of dollars out of the girls brastraps to by gae and dulc a round of drinks from the bartender who was standing on her head behind the bar juggling shotglasses with her feet while trying to indain wrestle an alligator who had just stopped in to show off his snakeskin boots.


OK, I'll stop now. LOL!

Lake, that was an excellent commnet!

So, Greg...Whatcha doing next Thursday evening? Are you as brave as Dulc is?

Dulc, your shirt was just fine, but as you pointed out, you were the only one in pink. Well, except for the half naked chicks. Really, don't you think the Jim Beam shirt was a little more appropriate? Had I been thinking, I'd have brought scissors to cut out the sleeves and neck and inked you a bit with magic markers.

And speaking of collective nouns, I'm still blanking on the wanna-bes.

All this fuss over a poser bar? Deuces Wild is a nice place to see nice bikes but most of the patrons are empty nesters with to much money who never got to own that 1967 Malibu 396 SS or that 55 with the 327 and 4-on the floor. On any given Thursday most of the bikes there run 18k to 25k.

Next time take her to the bar on Springdale where the real bikers are riding those old knucklehead choppers and the ink was done with a needle in a jail cell.

In my younger days I hung out in a couple places that were frequented by bikers. Always got along great with them. Still today, most bikers I've dealt with have been nice people.

But, I'll be training at my new job this upcoming week so I gotta take a pass on this one.


[img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]cool.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

<font color="#FFFFAA" size="1">[ September 16, 2005 05:22 PM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>

just thinking out loud.....

A tedium of wannabes?

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Originally posted by travelinman:
All this fuss over a poser bar? Deuces Wild is a nice place to see nice bikes but most of the patrons are empty nesters with to much money who never got to own that 1967 Malibu 396 SS or that 55 with the 327 and 4-on the floor. On any given Thursday most of the bikes there run 18k to 25k.

Next time take her to the bar on Springdale where the real bikers are riding those old knucklehead choppers and the ink was done with a needle in a jail cell.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">baby steps, Trav, baby steps

I found the poser bar intimidating enough. Gae was quite amused at my inability to make eye contact with anyone there except her.

You caught the new Mrs. Kernel Panic (aka Mrs. Asshole) at her 2nd job???

<font color="#FFFFAA" size="1">[ September 16, 2005 12:45 PM: Message edited by: LAKE ]</font>