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Don't know if you saw this already...
Hey Guys: This is a good one for all you golfers!!
David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons why Golf Is Better Than Sex:
#10 - A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7 - Foursomes are encouraged
#6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5 - Three times a day is possible.
#4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.
#2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the #1 reason why Golf is better than Sex..
#1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
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All very good reasons; but I'd still rather have sex. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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I was about to say that I don't play golf [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Shouldn't there be another one?
0) In golf, you're actually encouraged to play "a round."
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Nothing about a "hole in one" or playing the "back nine"? [img]wink.gif[/img]
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Or dropping your balls?
Getting out of the rough?
Paying someone to handle your equipment for you?
Wearing cleats? [img]wink.gif[/img]
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Ball washer.
Dimple count on your balls.
Short game.
Putting out.
Slices & hooks.
Looking for your ball in the bushes.
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ September 29, 2005 07:59 AM: Message edited by: Andyman ]</font>
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Getting it in the clown's mouth.... oh, wait, that's miniature golf! [img]wink.gif[/img]
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So if a hooker wears clown paint.... and... you know..... you get a free round? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
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You don't, and that's why golf is BETTER than sex.
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Yeah... but you got it in the clown hooker's mouth.
That's good for a few dozen years of bar stories. [img]wink.gif[/img]
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#10 - A below par performance is considered damn good.
Practice makes pervect... I mean perfect. [img]wink.gif[/img]
#9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
You lasy asses!!! Keep in there... be dedicated!!! There's plenty of time for drinking afterwards.... unless the hot beer cart girl stops by and offers her services while you're in the middle of a round. [img]wink.gif[/img]
#8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
Stroke it baby... nice and smooth.
#7 - Foursomes are encouraged
Threesomes and Foursomes are great... but even just two is more fun than doing it by yourself.
#6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.
Cha-Ching.
#5 - Three times a day is possible.
See #10.
#4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
And playing with a lawyer isn't a bad idea.
#3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.
Pansies. Get out there in the cold and rain. Be a man.
#2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
High fiving is often frowned upon by other parties participating.
And the #1 reason why Golf is better than Sex..
#1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
Take care of your equipment.... keep it clean and it will perform better for you.
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I think Baimun is really talking about golf... [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
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...gruh. [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
