Itchy Butt

my right buttcheek has an itch.....think i should scratch it?

i think im gonna, hold on.....*scritch scritch*

ahhhh *VBG*.....much better....

LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOO!!!
did you hafta scratch yer butt on my .....whats this place called....Board??
achem! That is absolutely wrong.....you shouldnt scratch yer butt just anywhere you feel like it......BUTT then again....if ya gotta scratch on my board..go head....k
*scratches head
....weo!

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*watches u watchin her scratch her butt* hmmmmmmmmmmm http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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I will carry you through, kicking and screaming, and in the end you will thank me.

*bends slightly, one hand resting on knee, one hand slapping asscheek*

right here, baby, tickle me good *EG

(don't mind the flatulence)

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/legionxs/fart.gif

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funks!!! ever try to carry an 8 month-pregnant woman ANYwhere??? hope you got strong arms *G


MELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! be thankful it's just my butt *EG hehehe......

he he he http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm/eek2.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/ut1/mgwhore.gif
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/ut1/plasmawhore.gif
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/ut1/redeemerwhore.gif
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/ut1/rocketwhore.gif
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I will carry you through, kicking and screaming, and in the end you will thank me.

The FightClub ForuM

well.... i was gonna give it a go... but then i noticed the flatulence remark.... *placing a clothespin on my nose... backing away slowly*

even a Sniffer has limits!!!!! *LOL*


http://smilecwm.tripod.com/legionxs/fart.gif

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Just because you stick feathers up your BUTT, dont mean your a chicken....
!!! TYLER!!! ..for this section you could of just put those icons ...those two green ones that one falls over???...i would, but i aint figured out how yet...
ANYWAYS ...me thinks ....TYLER...over there wants everybody to post at his place as well....S*
*kicks back and enjoys the animations....and wonders if LEO's butt still itches..Me thinks TYLER'S does....

DaFunks Fight Club Board


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[This message has been edited by 01`??M?????䷆?01 (edited August 12, 2000).]

LEO!!! Try having your butt sniffed... i've been told it tickles! maybe it'll take your mind off the itch....

Ummm........ *backs away slowly* BUTT SNIFFER!!!!!! Get my icq from leo or mel kay???? its new *grins*...... Runs out of room holding nose and gaggin* http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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We cannot change yesterday but we can run towards tomorrow....

yes, Thank You again...
your so sweet....s*

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*grinz @ ya'z

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I will carry you through, kicking and screaming, and in the end you will thank me.

The FightClub Forum

*LMFAO* at DaFunks.... *G*

This on Mel?

Leo n sniffer = http://smilecwm.tripod.com/legionxs/fart.gif ...... he he he

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I will carry you through, kicking and screaming, and in the end you will thank me.

The FightClub Forum

hey, if you had someone squishing your internal organs all the time, you'd be a bit windy too *p


i LOVE those smilies *G

Funks!!!,,I am suppose to go for rest!!...
but but..*looks at time*..it's been 8 minutes..look what u have done...*shakes head*..I have been staring@ursmilies for 8 dang mins!...I am hopeless......*L

a wise man once said...."he who go to bed with itchy butt wakes up with fudgey finger"

LLEEEEEEOOOOOOO!!!!!
eeewwwwwww!!!

this coming from the woman with the brown stain on her nose from all the sniffing she's been doing *LOL*

*checks nose in the mirror*
HEY! my nose is lily white!! *L*
i might sniff but i do it from a safe distance *G*

You all got off the subject. Leo's Butt scratching in Mel's board is Absolutely Wrong, and I think I am going to write my congressman and go on a fast until this wrongness is remedied. thank you

i think i have a heat rash from sitting in this chair.... it itches!! .....
*scratch........ scratch....... scratch scratch scratch!*

psst......ribbitness.....fuck the congressman, wanna remedy my butt? *EG

I don't know about anyone else, but i think i'd rather see someone scratch their butt rather than rearrange their package.

well that depends on who the package belongs to....

*laugh'n hysterically

*holds head in hands and thinks*"these are my friends?" *LOL*

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We cannot change yesterday but we can run towards tomorrow....

hey Myra ol' buddy, ol' pal....if you were really my friend, you'd scratch my itchy butt *VBG

i loooooooove youuuuuuuuuuu *G

*runs upstairs and grabs her back scratcher* ehehe *reaches over and scrtches fer ya* *gag....... there ya go..... gag ...... feel better? gag..... i wouldnt have done that but said you LOVE ME!!!! heheh http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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-ATTENTION!-

the key to getting Myra to scratch your butt or anything else that would make her gag (swallow maybe? *G) is to say you love her!!!

*EG hehehe....

ok i JUST wanted you people to know, that i just got finished adding on to the "Once Upon a Time" story, and guess what i did before i came to this one? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif you got it.........*scratch scratch scratch*


hehehe.................................*G

http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif
ya big meanie........... not supposed to give away my secrets *LOL*

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We cannot change yesterday but we can run towards tomorrow....

*i walk into my bedroom, lay down, look up and count the stars up in the sky...
its easy here, we dont get to see too many stars....
*scratches butt http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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8hands you my back scracher..* Careful Mel... wouldnt wanna get any of that under your fingernails *LOL*

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Everyone thinks i am insane.... all but my friends deep inside the earth......

I don't think that's flatulence I smell.....hmmmmmm when you fart I ....ohhh nevermind.....can't be....

oh!gosh! no need to analize it, just, hold yer nose n scratchit...

BTW! that package one was pretty good we need some more package arranging done around here.....ya think?

i swear, it must be the chair i'm sitting in, but whenever i come to this forum, my butt starts to itch *G

any men volunteer their packages for us to rearrange? apply here------------------>X

Rosie!!! i went to a baseball game on friday night.... i saw at LEAST 10 packages being rearranged.... i thought of you every time *LOL*

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Sniff.... Sniff.... Do I Smell a sense of humor??

*LMAO*

*still scratchin* hehehe