Python, Get your Beam swilling ass in here!

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February 26th, 2002, 02:05 PM
Headhunter

The Headhunter Family road show is headed towards a city near you. The wife and I are headed up to Lafayette for a company crawfish boil, and then off to the big easy. This C-Fish is over two weekends. Either the 20th or 27th of April. Since that coincides with our anny we figured we'd make a long week-end out of it. You game for tossing back a beam or 20? Haven't decided on a firm date yet, but it will be one of those two week-ends.
February 26th, 2002, 02:07 PM
Python

Hell no.
February 26th, 2002, 02:08 PM
Python

Sorry, I missed the part about the Beam. Sounds good. Just let me know ahead of time.

Maybe you can swing by on your way to N.O. from Lafayette and hang out at my clay hut.
February 26th, 2002, 02:12 PM
Headhunter

I'll bring the blackbirds and possums if you can get the missus to make the stew. Either way is good. The boil is over at 3:00, so we'd be heading towards N.O. about that time. How far out of either city are you?
February 26th, 2002, 02:15 PM
Smackie Chan

Shit, I didn't realize I had the capability to monitor other posters' PMs. Too bad it isn't as awesome as I'd hoped.
February 26th, 2002, 02:17 PM
Python

I'm right in the middle between the two. About 45 minutes to an hour to each. Let me know when everything's firm and I'll warn the wife...errr, tell the wife.

He said firm...huh, huh, huh, huh.
February 26th, 2002, 02:18 PM
Smackie Chan

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Python:

Let me know when everything's firm and I'll warn the wife...errr, tell the wife.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

That you're firm?
February 26th, 2002, 02:20 PM
Python

No, that he's firm....wait a minute. Who was in that move "The Firm" anyway?
February 26th, 2002, 02:26 PM
Headhunter

That's gonna go over well with the wife. Hey hon, Headhunter's firm, and he's on his way over.
February 26th, 2002, 02:28 PM
Python

Maybe I should just go back to hell no.
February 26th, 2002, 02:29 PM
Smackie Chan

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Headhunter:

That's gonna go over well with the wife. Hey hon, Headhunter's firm, and he's on his way over.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

"...and he's bringing Tom Cruise with him."
February 26th, 2002, 02:31 PM
Jsc810

Bitch wants to drink your Beam, but does he offer to bring you some crawfish? Noooooo.

Bitch.
February 26th, 2002, 02:38 PM
Python

Hey HH, you gonna take that from Jsc?
February 26th, 2002, 02:49 PM
Headhunter

I guess the Blackbirds and possums are like bringing over dinner rolls for you Louisiana boys eh? Want me to swing by your hut with some mud bugs JSC? Would that make it all better?

What I haven't told Python is that the wife can put away as much if not more Beam than most men. Better stock up. Hell, I might even bring a couple of those airplane sized bottles just to be nice.
February 26th, 2002, 02:52 PM
Python

I stay stocked up, my man. Not a problem. But if your wife ends up yacking on my floor then you best believe I'll be...well...I'll be cleaning up vomit I guess.
February 26th, 2002, 02:57 PM
Smackie Chan

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Headhunter:

Hell, I might even bring a couple of those airplane sized bottles just to be nice.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

A bottle the size of an airplane, even a single-engine, would last Python the weekend.

Sincerely,

http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
February 26th, 2002, 02:59 PM
TenTallBen

WAR Crawfish Boils!

I've got two of those babies for our company in a few weeks. You gotta love getting paid overtime to eat crawfish and drink beer.
February 26th, 2002, 03:01 PM
Headhunter

Nah Py, The wife usually just vomits in the upper tank on the toilet. That way your crapper smells like puke for a couple of weeks. Evil little bitch. Try not to piss her off!
February 26th, 2002, 03:01 PM
Python

TTB needs to bring his ass to N.O. for the Troll Stop.
February 26th, 2002, 03:03 PM
Smackie Chan

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Python:

TTB needs to bring his ass to N.O. for the Troll Stop.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll second that...anyone born on his birthday can't be all bad.
February 26th, 2002, 03:04 PM
Smackie Chan

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Headhunter:

Nah Py, The wife usually just vomits in the upper tank on the toilet.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I usually leave an upper tanker too, but it ain't puke.
February 26th, 2002, 03:09 PM
Headhunter

Or you can always drop a 5lb bag of rice in the tank. One flush and the toilet will never work again.
February 26th, 2002, 03:14 PM
Jsc810

Although my wife was born and raised here in Louisiana, she does not like crawfish. Damnit.

Mini Troll stop, I may have to invite myself. http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
February 26th, 2002, 03:16 PM
Python

Everybody's invited. Although I should probably run this by the wife, huh?

Fuck it, everybody's invited.
February 26th, 2002, 03:19 PM
Jsc810

Party at Python's house! Road trip! http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
February 26th, 2002, 03:20 PM
TenTallBen

It is a posibility of me making the T-Stop in N.O. - I usually make my decisions last minute. We'll see. I just moved into a new apartment and I'm broke as hell now. It's not much fun going to the Quarter if you don't have money to blow. I should be able to save some by then though. Like I said, I just go with the flow.
February 26th, 2002, 03:31 PM
Python

Sounds good, TTB. Just let me know.
February 26th, 2002, 03:34 PM
vitocorleone

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Headhunter:
Python, Get your Beam swilling ass in here!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I thought it was "seed swilling"?
February 26th, 2002, 03:36 PM
Python

Comments from the peanut gallery are not appreciated. They're funny, just not appreciated.

http://www.hostboard.com/forums/ <----Don't know what this icon means but I felt like using one.
February 26th, 2002, 06:55 PM
Headhunter

Nah, Cuda. We'll just walk on the empty Beam bottles like stepping stones.
February 27th, 2002, 04:38 AM
Cuda

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Python:
I'm right in the middle between the two. About 45 minutes to an hour to each. Let me know when everything's firm and I'll warn the wife...errr, tell the wife.

He said firm...huh, huh, huh, huh.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

You forgot to tell him he'll need to rent an air boat to navigate the bayou
February 27th, 2002, 05:48 AM
Owen this too

I'm almost in the mood to show up.

I've never been to N.O., and lately at work, I've found meaning...made a real connection with the words of fletcher christian amd sam kinison:

I'M IN HELL!!!!!!
AWWWW AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Know what I mean?

Is this an open invitaton for anyone to show? I need a vacation before official vacation time.
February 27th, 2002, 06:01 AM
Headhunter

Talk to the snake cause the Head aint listening!

Fuck that!!!! PARTY AT PYTHONS!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 27th, 2002, 06:06 AM
Smackie Chan

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Owen this too:

Is this an open invitaton for anyone to show? </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not quite. As there's been a rash of counterfeit invitations floating around, we exercised greater security for this TrollStop by issuing specially-designed invites with smart chips installed. These chips have the [invis_*_mem] password programmed into them, which can only be read and decoded by a customized Enigma machine that Python will be bringing to the hotel. As long as your password is correct, you're golden.

But I think there'll be a waiting list for walk-ups, so you might wanna go that route if you haven't gotten your encrypted invitation yet.

Ah, hell, Rog'll pick you up at the airport.
February 27th, 2002, 06:12 AM
Headhunter

Like there's a water seal invite I can't wytch. Good luck getting boudreaux to scan the chip on every invite. Nothing a magnet and a sucker punch can't solve.

PARTY AT PYTHON'S,....... ALL INVITED!!!!!!!
February 27th, 2002, 06:19 AM
Smackie Chan

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Headhunter:

Like there's a water seal invite I can't wytch.</font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I said there was a smart chip, not a water seal. 'Sides, I'm not sure why anyone would wanna put one of these on an invitation...

http://www.ucsc.edu/oncampus/art/seal.hear.97-08-18.gif

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ February 27, 2002 02:19 AM: Message edited by: Smackie Chan ]</font>
February 27th, 2002, 06:30 AM
Headhunter

~insert~ something funny, great retort, good reason I'm going to bed besides being drunk! Rack HH! I'm the bomb...blah, blah, blah ................... ......................... .................................................. ......... .................................................. ............... ........ .................................................. ........................................ ....

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<font color="#330033" size="1">[ February 27, 2002 02:32 AM: Message edited by: Headhunter ]</font>
February 27th, 2002, 04:49 PM
Deej

Drink all the Beam you want, eat all the crawfish you want, puke anywhere you want, just leave the fuckin bass in Py's lake alone. That is fuckin Off Limits! That goes for you, especially, Jsc!